Nicklas Johnson
spatula75.bsky.social
Nicklas Johnson
@spatula75.bsky.social
https://tech.lgbt/@spatula
https://spatula.net/
https://n6ol.us

Formerly @spatula75 on Xitter ( https://x.com/spatula75 )

Pragmatic progressive, not affiliated with any political party.

Don't waste time smug-neckbearding at me: I'll just block you.
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Break up with your #X.

#BreakUpWithYourX
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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Ms. Piggy speaks…
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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When the leopard starts eating your face 🫣🐆
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I support the Shuttle Commander and combat Marine over the FOX News drunk.
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”

Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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THANK YOU for saying this.

I’m so sick of people pretending like multiple platforms aren’t completely compromised, toxic cesspools of foreign propaganda
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”

Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How is this even a question?

Adults: stick with other adults.
Teenagers: stick with other age-appropriate teenagers.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
You’ve lost the plot if you’re asking the question of whether or not it’s wrong for an adult to be intimate with a 15 year-old. The answer is always that it’s wrong!
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
But I thought Anusmouth was going to "fix it" on "day one"?!
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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The scripture says, “Is there anything too hard for your dick?” None of us likes obstacles, but that mountain is there to reveal the glory of your dick through you. What your dick started in your life, it will finish.
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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We could do even better if the CPUC weren't constantly capitulating to PG&E's demands to kill rooftop solar.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Lucy is really going to let Charlie Brown kick the football this time. She really means it.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it is a cultural norm in North America that we avoid having rank BO that can be smelled from space when we go out to bars and restaurants.
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
What I don't understand is how unemployment could possibly be truly 4.3% in the light of all of this information. It doesn't make sense.
🚨 CNBC: "Announced corporate job cuts surging past 1 million so far this year, with 153,000 new layoffs just in October according to Challenger. That is the worst October since 2003."
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.

I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Never confuse telling the world how outraged you are about something with actually doing something.
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Finished watching "Wayward" on Netflix today. It's just my kind of creepy. The ending is pretty satisfying too. If you like The Prisoner, you might well like Wayward.

#Wayward
October 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Houston, TX's violent crime rate is nearly DOUBLE SF's, and its property crime rate is 10% higher.

So why was Anusmouth threatening to send the National Guard to SF but not to Houston?

Why isn't ANYONE in the "liberal" media asking this?

#Houston #SanFrancisco #crime #MediaBias #NationalGuard
October 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
While I kind of feel bad for #farmers, the obvious question NPR failed to ask (or the fact they failed to mention) is which way #Montana voted in 2024.

You voted for this, Montana. #Racism & #transphobia were more important to you than your livelihood, so here you are.

www.npr.org/2025/10/23/n...
The government shutdown is keeping Montana farmers from the assistance they need
Fall is when farmers apply for credit and other assistance ahead of spring planting. The federal shutdown means they can't.
www.npr.org
October 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yeah, but Harris just "didn't excite" some people, and she wasn't 100% perfect for others. So here we are.
October 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Stop calling it "The Epstein Ballroom," people.
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Not all opinions are equally valid when it comes to scientific expertise.
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
How many hours did that Israel/Hamas ceasefire last?
October 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It's almost like we shouldn't elect incompetent, impulsive morons to important offices.
This is what happens when your country is run by incompetent knuckleheads.
October 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM