Alice Lastname
@spdoubleu.bsky.social
NY Jets, Boston Red Sox, Florida Panthers
Ex Republican just trying to survive.
Ex Republican just trying to survive.
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That was the right kind of insanely bad fourth down play call (actually insane instead of merely bad)
January 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
That was the right kind of insanely bad fourth down play call (actually insane instead of merely bad)
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at the end of the day dont turn the ball over 5 times
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
at the end of the day dont turn the ball over 5 times
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What, now you can't squirrel jump and tackle Marvin Mims before the ball arrives anymore?
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
What, now you can't squirrel jump and tackle Marvin Mims before the ball arrives anymore?
Turns out Bo Nix is bad at football as I suspected
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Turns out Bo Nix is bad at football as I suspected
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i woulda went for a haymaker there, long way to go in this one
January 17, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i woulda went for a haymaker there, long way to go in this one
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This game is over
January 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
This game is over
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the dipshits in charge have a math problem, and it's not one that's going to get easier for them. they do not not have the bodies for this. focus on what you can actually control in the real world (there's plenty of that to go around!) and make sure people around you are doing the same. thx
January 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
the dipshits in charge have a math problem, and it's not one that's going to get easier for them. they do not not have the bodies for this. focus on what you can actually control in the real world (there's plenty of that to go around!) and make sure people around you are doing the same. thx
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bookmark this bc if your normie friends/family are anything like mine you're gonna be needing to remind them of this a LOT
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
bookmark this bc if your normie friends/family are anything like mine you're gonna be needing to remind them of this a LOT
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Vaxxed?
Scott Adams died lol
January 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Vaxxed?
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People forget Jauan Jennings was a 4-star QB recruit
January 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
People forget Jauan Jennings was a 4-star QB recruit
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Jauan Jennings is 2/2 with 2 touchdowns in his career as a passer, both to Christian McCaffrey.
Obligatory "he was a college QB recruit!" tweet
Obligatory "he was a college QB recruit!" tweet
January 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Jauan Jennings is 2/2 with 2 touchdowns in his career as a passer, both to Christian McCaffrey.
Obligatory "he was a college QB recruit!" tweet
Obligatory "he was a college QB recruit!" tweet
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Watching the Eagles offense
January 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Watching the Eagles offense
Woof...Lawrence is still a loser deep down
January 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Woof...Lawrence is still a loser deep down
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I see the Buffalo weakness has reared its ugly head.
January 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I see the Buffalo weakness has reared its ugly head.
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Martyrdom of the Ten Thousand, by Albrecht Dürer, 1508 (detail), 📸 via @johnewing
January 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Martyrdom of the Ten Thousand, by Albrecht Dürer, 1508 (detail), 📸 via @johnewing
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DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.”
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
January 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.”
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
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We could be murdering people every day but we don't se we're the good guys is a hell of a message.
WATTERS: You guys are showing so much restraint
BOVINO: That professionalism is on display every day
BOVINO: That professionalism is on display every day
January 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
We could be murdering people every day but we don't se we're the good guys is a hell of a message.
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Equality Before Death, by William-Adolphe Bouguereau, 1848
January 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Equality Before Death, by William-Adolphe Bouguereau, 1848
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...