goose is sleepier than a house cat
@specialsalmon.bsky.social
“writer”, digital archives grad, 5'3", Michigan forever, reference desk guy @ yr local library. SQL should be pronounced squirrel. Social internet is dead I use this to live skeet books
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I've been formally diagnosed with narcolepsy type 1
A house cat has an average sleep latency of 2 to 3 minutes. I have a sleep latency of 1.4 minutes. I'm sleepier than your average house cat
get yourself a man who uses the word 'orthogonal' correctly but doesn't understand the possessive/contraction forms of "its"/"it's"
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
get yourself a man who uses the word 'orthogonal' correctly but doesn't understand the possessive/contraction forms of "its"/"it's"
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“Looking to deep fry a turkey this year, an activity so dangerous that fire departments release annual PSAs warning against it? Then pick a name you can trust: Loco Cookers!”
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“Looking to deep fry a turkey this year, an activity so dangerous that fire departments release annual PSAs warning against it? Then pick a name you can trust: Loco Cookers!”
we used to be a real society (gmail had silly themes)
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
we used to be a real society (gmail had silly themes)
"it was a smile of a saint at the stake, unafraid of what comes next"
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"it was a smile of a saint at the stake, unafraid of what comes next"
I did not take my stimulants and I am hype to make a cup of tea and climb into bed with my crosswords and fall asleep in the middle of a crossword
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I did not take my stimulants and I am hype to make a cup of tea and climb into bed with my crosswords and fall asleep in the middle of a crossword
Those scoundrels got me again
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Those scoundrels got me again
Cashless society is a tool of the oppressor
People are just not leaving stacks of bills around carelessly and that's the problem with society today
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Cashless society is a tool of the oppressor
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🧵 being a woman/femme in science is usually extremely unpleasant in a lot of ways which are not consistently acknowledged.
Bsky hasn’t heard the story about the time that I was giving a virtual colloquium to the Aspen Center for Physics in September 2020 and Lawrence Krauss, Geoff Marcy, Christian Ott all attended as a group
ACP now has a policy that would prevent this from happening, because of that incident 🔭
ACP now has a policy that would prevent this from happening, because of that incident 🔭
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
🧵 being a woman/femme in science is usually extremely unpleasant in a lot of ways which are not consistently acknowledged.
I feel ready for sleep but am so intensely nauseous that it's not happening
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I feel ready for sleep but am so intensely nauseous that it's not happening
i keep being like "i need a full time job" and then i look at my schedule now and go "AAAA WHY DO I WORK SO MUCH"
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
i keep being like "i need a full time job" and then i look at my schedule now and go "AAAA WHY DO I WORK SO MUCH"
yes. i did not know what it was, fell asleep in the middle, and got a 32. i was like ,well i bet i can do better also with no practice, and took it again and got a 28
Yall remember yall ACT score ?
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
yes. i did not know what it was, fell asleep in the middle, and got a 32. i was like ,well i bet i can do better also with no practice, and took it again and got a 28
I'm wNt to be in bed
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm wNt to be in bed
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Jsyk, I’m the friend and the recipe site is Sugar Spun Run. I was the SEO Speaker for the site and I got laid off and never was given a reason. I was left unable to pay for healthcare and had to borrow money to pay rent. She is an awful person who can’t run a business properly!
Blocked a recipe site page on IG just now, and I refuse to use their website because they screwed over a friend. You get no clicks from me, recipe hag. Sally is better anyway.
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Jsyk, I’m the friend and the recipe site is Sugar Spun Run. I was the SEO Speaker for the site and I got laid off and never was given a reason. I was left unable to pay for healthcare and had to borrow money to pay rent. She is an awful person who can’t run a business properly!
People are just not leaving stacks of bills around carelessly and that's the problem with society today
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
People are just not leaving stacks of bills around carelessly and that's the problem with society today
I am. Ill
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I am. Ill
I didn't bring my kindle to the library so I have to suffer
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I didn't bring my kindle to the library so I have to suffer
i dreamt that coulou's trumpet meditations was evil
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i dreamt that coulou's trumpet meditations was evil
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Topline: Ariana is a young journalist targeted by the Ortega regime in Nicaragua. ICE is just straight up attempting to have a journalist—who was granted asylum—executed using a single missed phone call (if it even was made and they’re not just lying) as a bogus justification
So this is someone I know who got snatched by ICE for the crime of missing a phone call while she was at work. She needs help and it would be good to help her.
Donate to Help Free Ariana from I.C.E., organized by Lisa Munyan
My name is Lisa Munyan; I'm just your average, semi-retired old woman living on a s… Lisa Munyan needs your support for Donate to Help Free Ariana from I.C.E.
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Topline: Ariana is a young journalist targeted by the Ortega regime in Nicaragua. ICE is just straight up attempting to have a journalist—who was granted asylum—executed using a single missed phone call (if it even was made and they’re not just lying) as a bogus justification
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Enthusiastically complimented on my cloak while waiting for the bus
ITS CLOAK WEATHER
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Enthusiastically complimented on my cloak while waiting for the bus
Me packing for the library: I will get so much done on the bus!
Me on the bus: Commute uWu....thinking big thoughts....
Me on the bus: Commute uWu....thinking big thoughts....
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me packing for the library: I will get so much done on the bus!
Me on the bus: Commute uWu....thinking big thoughts....
Me on the bus: Commute uWu....thinking big thoughts....
ITS CLOAK WEATHER
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
ITS CLOAK WEATHER
OKAY I'VE SUBMITTED FOR LIL AVCX
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
OKAY I'VE SUBMITTED FOR LIL AVCX
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
Rapidly scanning my own skeets for appropateness in case I need to become a crossword celebrity
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Rapidly scanning my own skeets for appropateness in case I need to become a crossword celebrity
It's 3am and I have literally just failed to go to sleep
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
It's 3am and I have literally just failed to go to sleep