goose is sleepier than a house cat
specialsalmon.bsky.social
goose is sleepier than a house cat
@specialsalmon.bsky.social
“writer”, digital archives grad, 5'3", Michigan forever, reference desk guy @ yr local library. SQL should be pronounced squirrel. Social internet is dead I use this to live skeet books
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A house cat has an average sleep latency of 2 to 3 minutes. I have a sleep latency of 1.4 minutes. I'm sleepier than your average house cat
I've been formally diagnosed with narcolepsy type 1
get yourself a man who uses the word 'orthogonal' correctly but doesn't understand the possessive/contraction forms of "its"/"it's"
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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“Looking to deep fry a turkey this year, an activity so dangerous that fire departments release annual PSAs warning against it? Then pick a name you can trust: Loco Cookers!”
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
we used to be a real society (gmail had silly themes)
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"it was a smile of a saint at the stake, unafraid of what comes next"
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I did not take my stimulants and I am hype to make a cup of tea and climb into bed with my crosswords and fall asleep in the middle of a crossword
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Those scoundrels got me again
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Cashless society is a tool of the oppressor
People are just not leaving stacks of bills around carelessly and that's the problem with society today
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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🧵 being a woman/femme in science is usually extremely unpleasant in a lot of ways which are not consistently acknowledged.
Bsky hasn’t heard the story about the time that I was giving a virtual colloquium to the Aspen Center for Physics in September 2020 and Lawrence Krauss, Geoff Marcy, Christian Ott all attended as a group

ACP now has a policy that would prevent this from happening, because of that incident 🔭
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I feel ready for sleep but am so intensely nauseous that it's not happening
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
i keep being like "i need a full time job" and then i look at my schedule now and go "AAAA WHY DO I WORK SO MUCH"
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
yes. i did not know what it was, fell asleep in the middle, and got a 32. i was like ,well i bet i can do better also with no practice, and took it again and got a 28
Yall remember yall ACT score ?
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I'm wNt to be in bed
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Jsyk, I’m the friend and the recipe site is Sugar Spun Run. I was the SEO Speaker for the site and I got laid off and never was given a reason. I was left unable to pay for healthcare and had to borrow money to pay rent. She is an awful person who can’t run a business properly!
Blocked a recipe site page on IG just now, and I refuse to use their website because they screwed over a friend. You get no clicks from me, recipe hag. Sally is better anyway.
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
People are just not leaving stacks of bills around carelessly and that's the problem with society today
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I am. Ill
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I didn't bring my kindle to the library so I have to suffer
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i dreamt that coulou's trumpet meditations was evil
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Topline: Ariana is a young journalist targeted by the Ortega regime in Nicaragua. ICE is just straight up attempting to have a journalist—who was granted asylum—executed using a single missed phone call (if it even was made and they’re not just lying) as a bogus justification
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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same
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Enthusiastically complimented on my cloak while waiting for the bus
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Me packing for the library: I will get so much done on the bus!
Me on the bus: Commute uWu....thinking big thoughts....
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
ITS CLOAK WEATHER
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
OKAY I'VE SUBMITTED FOR LIL AVCX

AAAAAAAAAA
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Rapidly scanning my own skeets for appropateness in case I need to become a crossword celebrity
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It's 3am and I have literally just failed to go to sleep
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM