Umar Ali
@speedfreak01.bsky.social
come on down to speedfreak central for good posts and good times. artist, writer and Tier II Incredibly Bad edit fiend
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Umar Ali
@speedfreak01.bsky.social
· Jun 21
THE AWMAET POKÉRAP - A Fakemon Music Video
YouTube video by Umar Ali
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HEY GUYS
i've been working with @thelastgherkin.bsky.social and @skeletonizer.bsky.social on a very special #fakemon project, and today i can finally show it off!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPug...
it'd mean a lot to me if you could give this video a look and support it in all the usual ways~
i've been working with @thelastgherkin.bsky.social and @skeletonizer.bsky.social on a very special #fakemon project, and today i can finally show it off!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPug...
it'd mean a lot to me if you could give this video a look and support it in all the usual ways~
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Avataro Sentai Donbrothers (2022)
Episode 9
Episode 9
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Avataro Sentai Donbrothers (2022)
Episode 9
Episode 9
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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i fucking hate this yt thumbnail and what it has done to me bc now every time we eat rice with my gf i tell her "remember when mario tried to sell you rice?" without fail. every single time.
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i fucking hate this yt thumbnail and what it has done to me bc now every time we eat rice with my gf i tell her "remember when mario tried to sell you rice?" without fail. every single time.
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Mercy for the Diaz brothers!
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Mercy for the Diaz brothers!
i think del toro frankenstein loses a fair bit of the original's bite and tragedy, ironically to the detriment of the themes it's trying to go harder on, but makes up for that with an absolutely flawless presentation
sometimes a film can get by on sheer levels of cunt alone
sometimes a film can get by on sheer levels of cunt alone
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i think del toro frankenstein loses a fair bit of the original's bite and tragedy, ironically to the detriment of the themes it's trying to go harder on, but makes up for that with an absolutely flawless presentation
sometimes a film can get by on sheer levels of cunt alone
sometimes a film can get by on sheer levels of cunt alone
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Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
March 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
i think victor frankenstein might have been nicer to the creature if he had drunk literally any other liquid than milk
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i think victor frankenstein might have been nicer to the creature if he had drunk literally any other liquid than milk
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victor frankenstein. always on that fucking milk
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
victor frankenstein. always on that fucking milk
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ive seen this move used before
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
ive seen this move used before
is marisa tomei in My Cousin Vinny (1992) the most beautiful any human has looked? it’s very possible
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
is marisa tomei in My Cousin Vinny (1992) the most beautiful any human has looked? it’s very possible
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Yesterday was the one year anniversary of Wyvern the Kamen Rider, and it's one of the creative works I'm most proud of. Hopefully I'll find a venue to release it in a way that people will be able to actually understand what's going on, some day
A commissioned illustration for @sjbroadside.bsky.social for her fic "Terms Implied: Wyvern the Kamen Rider, Part II".
I'm really glad I could do the key art for this story, I really enjoy her character and of course her pet motorbatcly.
I'm really glad I could do the key art for this story, I really enjoy her character and of course her pet motorbatcly.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Yesterday was the one year anniversary of Wyvern the Kamen Rider, and it's one of the creative works I'm most proud of. Hopefully I'll find a venue to release it in a way that people will be able to actually understand what's going on, some day
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Kamen Rider Gotchard (2023)
Episode 2
Episode 2
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Kamen Rider Gotchard (2023)
Episode 2
Episode 2
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What if there were regional forms, evolutions, and convergent Pokemon based on the Philippines?
Find out here:
youtu.be/kKR7hkHne5Q
Find out here:
youtu.be/kKR7hkHne5Q
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
What if there were regional forms, evolutions, and convergent Pokemon based on the Philippines?
Find out here:
youtu.be/kKR7hkHne5Q
Find out here:
youtu.be/kKR7hkHne5Q
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I'm going to have to break this out again - there's nothing left to settle.
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I'm going to have to break this out again - there's nothing left to settle.
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Obsessed with this photo of my cat
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Obsessed with this photo of my cat
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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what the fuck now
December 13, 2024 at 7:20 AM
what the fuck now
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CAN YOU SEE WALL OF ME
November 1, 2024 at 5:19 AM
CAN YOU SEE WALL OF ME
never had this before - got my bone shaker in today, took it out the box and transformed it, but it turns out her robot mode is missing a crotchplate! her willy and everything is just out in front of god and everyone
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
never had this before - got my bone shaker in today, took it out the box and transformed it, but it turns out her robot mode is missing a crotchplate! her willy and everything is just out in front of god and everyone
was given the gift of Beaft today by my dear friend @duskuls.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
was given the gift of Beaft today by my dear friend @duskuls.bsky.social
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Transformers One's long gone from theatres, but the slow trickle of Studio Series figures means we're just now getting a proper version of the movie's leading lady. Let's see if she was worth the wait.
Bot Reviews: Transformers: Studio Series Deluxe Elita-1 - Children of Primus
It’s kind of weird how the Studio Series is chronically bad at actually getting the cast of each big new movie out onto shelves around the time of the actual movie’s release. Case and point, Transform...
childrenofprimus.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Transformers One's long gone from theatres, but the slow trickle of Studio Series figures means we're just now getting a proper version of the movie's leading lady. Let's see if she was worth the wait.
i think they should let the Big Dino roam in disneyland parks. no artificial skin or anything, just a massive horrible mechanical skeleton that weighs a gorillion pounds, stomping around and putting the fear of god into park-goers. it would enhance the experience i think
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
i think they should let the Big Dino roam in disneyland parks. no artificial skin or anything, just a massive horrible mechanical skeleton that weighs a gorillion pounds, stomping around and putting the fear of god into park-goers. it would enhance the experience i think
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