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Special Person Entering the World, Egg Yolks
Projectile vomit specialist
Self-saucing
Yeah, I've beaten up E.T.
I spew on all MAGA
Projectile vomit specialist
Self-saucing
Yeah, I've beaten up E.T.
I spew on all MAGA
Pinned
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a major american city is being forced to close schools because armed government agents are raiding and pepper spraying and terrorizing children and teachers for social media content
Minneapolis public schools canceled classes officials after Roosevelt High School said armed Border Patrol officers came on school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people, handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders
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Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
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January 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
a major american city is being forced to close schools because armed government agents are raiding and pepper spraying and terrorizing children and teachers for social media content
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George W. Bush Celebrates No Longer Having Launched Dumbest War in U.S. History
Stating, “I never dreamed this day would come,” former President George W. Bush confirmed on Tuesday that he is celebrating no longer having started the dumbest war in U.S. history.
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Stating, “I never dreamed this day would come,” former President George W. Bush confirmed on Tuesday that he is celebrating no longer having started the dumbest war in U.S. history.
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George W. Bush Celebrates No Longer Having Launched Dumbest War in U.S. History
CRAWFORD, TEXAS (The Borowitz Report)—Stating, “I never dreamed this day would come,” former President George W.
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January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
George W. Bush Celebrates No Longer Having Launched Dumbest War in U.S. History
Stating, “I never dreamed this day would come,” former President George W. Bush confirmed on Tuesday that he is celebrating no longer having started the dumbest war in U.S. history.
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Stating, “I never dreamed this day would come,” former President George W. Bush confirmed on Tuesday that he is celebrating no longer having started the dumbest war in U.S. history.
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I’m running for Congress in NY-12, my home.
We have a demented, criminal president running the country like a mob operation—government by the boss, for the boss.
We need Democratic fighters who will defend the rule of law and deliver government by the people. Join us.
We have a demented, criminal president running the country like a mob operation—government by the boss, for the boss.
We need Democratic fighters who will defend the rule of law and deliver government by the people. Join us.
January 6, 2026 at 11:59 AM
I’m running for Congress in NY-12, my home.
We have a demented, criminal president running the country like a mob operation—government by the boss, for the boss.
We need Democratic fighters who will defend the rule of law and deliver government by the people. Join us.
We have a demented, criminal president running the country like a mob operation—government by the boss, for the boss.
We need Democratic fighters who will defend the rule of law and deliver government by the people. Join us.
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This fucking clown is going to start WW3!
January 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
This fucking clown is going to start WW3!
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Melania seems excited to know those diaper changing days are coming to an end for grandpa!
January 2, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Melania seems excited to know those diaper changing days are coming to an end for grandpa!
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Grok read the Epstein files.
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Grok read the Epstein files.
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My error. I turned on the TV, and I thought he was dead.
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
My error. I turned on the TV, and I thought he was dead.
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Know Your Subhumans
January 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Know Your Subhumans
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To make up for cancellations and dwindling ticket sales, Donald Trump announces Roseanne Barr will sing the national anthem before each performance.
December 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
To make up for cancellations and dwindling ticket sales, Donald Trump announces Roseanne Barr will sing the national anthem before each performance.
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He needs to put his name where it truly belongs
December 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
He needs to put his name where it truly belongs
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Don't tell us to be merry when our community is still in crisis. Reality doesn't take a holiday.
December 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Don't tell us to be merry when our community is still in crisis. Reality doesn't take a holiday.
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One positive that I had overlooked...
December 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
One positive that I had overlooked...
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Super easy to troll this MAGA karen 😂
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Super easy to troll this MAGA karen 😂
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there is not a single person in the plump administration that is qualified to have the jobs they hold.
December 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
there is not a single person in the plump administration that is qualified to have the jobs they hold.
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🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
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11% of Americans think Trump is honest and trustworthy.
14% of Americans believe in Bigfoot. 🥴
14% of Americans believe in Bigfoot. 🥴
a black and white photo of donald trump walking down a sidewalk .
ALT: a black and white photo of donald trump walking down a sidewalk .
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December 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
11% of Americans think Trump is honest and trustworthy.
14% of Americans believe in Bigfoot. 🥴
14% of Americans believe in Bigfoot. 🥴
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They’re hiding the job numbers, the second strike video, Jack Smith’s testimony, Donald Trump’s health issues and the Epstein files.
Most “transparent” administration in history my fucking ass.
Most “transparent” administration in history my fucking ass.
December 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
They’re hiding the job numbers, the second strike video, Jack Smith’s testimony, Donald Trump’s health issues and the Epstein files.
Most “transparent” administration in history my fucking ass.
Most “transparent” administration in history my fucking ass.
"Gooble, gobble, we accept him, we accept him, one of us, one of us!"
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"Gooble, gobble, we accept him, we accept him, one of us, one of us!"