Carrie Griffin
spiffogriffo.bsky.social
Carrie Griffin
@spiffogriffo.bsky.social
Smooth like Barry, voice got bass, body like DeVito with a Deschanel face
I’m not even sure what any of these are referencing (I got a mystery bag) but I’m in love with them all. Even without context MaxFun gets me, love to @jessethorn.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I bet a baby horse would love oat milk. It’s like their two favorite foods
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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The turkeys, brothers from Thailand, run a crypto fund and made 10-figure investments in Jared Kushner’s enterprise.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
Justice will be served at the White House on Tuesday as Trump pardons a pair of turkeys for fowl reasons, participating in the 78th annual National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation. https://cnn.it/48iywxI
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*

Using genAI is proof you don't.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Using genAI alienates you from everyone else. It doesn't democratize art, it atomizes it.

No genAI user is gonna get an outpouring of sincere support from others because even they themselves don't give a fuck about what they're making.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
“Hell yeah it’s the weekend!!!! Time to party!!!!!” I say sitting on the couch watching cartoons eating oatmeal with sparkling water
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Two great tastes that taste great together @cheekface.bsky.social @doyouthinkshaggyisonbsky?
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Mamma Mia 3 should be called Mamma Three-a

just leave the comedy award under the doormat I’m busy right now
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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everyone on here has severe reading comprehension issues. (not me though, reading typed words enables me to enter a Braintrance where i may Mindsurf into the thoughts of others to discern their true meaning)
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I get a lot of targeted ads for variety of different tinned fish and it’s like “I’m really only half Jewish, thanks”
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If I was Frankenstein I would simply not make a perfect guy and then beat him with a fire poker.
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Viagra Boys are basically @cheekface.bsky.social plus The Hives right?
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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A thing I like to do as the Sleepytime Bear is blast 40,000 watts of fluorescent light right before bed
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
@cheekface.bsky.social do you have like collected thoughts/writing about making a living in the music industry somewhere I need to win an argument
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It’s honestly so cool that he’s dead
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Disney is saddened at the passing of Vice President Dick Cheney, pictured below swallowing a live canary. The influential (derogatory) Wyomingite will be served to his wife and daughters, bones and all, following the weekly hunger games at their private Iraqi torture prison.
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Cake is also acceptable
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Watching Flow with my cats and pausing it periodically to ask them what they think the cat did right or wrong like we’re in an HR training session.
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Pleasecrashinitpleasecrashinitpleasecrashinit
October 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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There's a hole in the bottom of the trashcan and he grows underground like a big green ginger root. Jim Henson confided that in me before he died.
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM