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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch
@spiraldee.bsky.social
GenX snarkbeast.
Artist (traditional+craft+AI).
Cat mom.
Horror junkie.
Chaos Muse (aka 'next level weirdness magnet').
In a perpetual state of too much or too little coffee.
Not as interesting as the conspiracy theories about me might make one think.
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The ghost of Tami Baker is like "damn girl, tone that shit down"
December 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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The Nazis have been trying to convince people that Swift is one of them for years. That flap was just one of the more recent attempts.

I suppose this doesn't count, lol.
December 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
They really are like little beach roombas. :D
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I grew up around these little weirdos and they are so neato.
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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over/under on like half of these actually manifesting within a year or so bsky.app/profile/disn...
We've recruited the most prolific generative AI users in the world to whip up several creative series for our day one launch! We can't wAIt!
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Folks, don't forget to donate to @archive.org . They are offering a great service free of charge.
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Some people are getting an error message trying to download the new Epstein photos from the @oversightdemocrats.house.gov Dropbox link.

I downloaded the files before it was overloaded, so I've uploaded them to the Internet Archive if you're having the same problem accessing them:
93 photos released from the Jeffrey Epstein estate (Dec. 12, 2025) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Photos originally hosted here:...
archive.org
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Like, I hate to be that person, but my brain went there, too -- but more in line with the 'see the power of in vitro fertilization, more babies, we must have more babies! Observe the miracle of a dead man becoming a new father!' and so on until she gets her special green Wife dress.
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The most disturbing part of this to me is that I can't get it out of my head that for some reason, something about her face, she looks pregnant to me. I have literally no idea why, but that impression will simply not fuck off back out of my head.
December 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
She's so puffy in the face in that clip she matches his meme though which is just triple trippy.
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
She is so weirdly puffy in that clip she even matches the baby Vance meme, absolutely wild shit.
December 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If this is confirmed, oh, lol, would that ever be truly quintessential 2025.
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Somewhere there is a thrift store with small cute toys that could be stealthily assembled in an adorable tableau some night.
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM