Deanna the Suburban Housewitch
@spiraldee.bsky.social
GenX snarkbeast.
Artist (traditional+craft+AI).
Cat mom.
Horror junkie.
Chaos Muse (aka 'next level weirdness magnet').
In a perpetual state of too much or too little coffee.
Not as interesting as the conspiracy theories about me might make one think.
Artist (traditional+craft+AI).
Cat mom.
Horror junkie.
Chaos Muse (aka 'next level weirdness magnet').
In a perpetual state of too much or too little coffee.
Not as interesting as the conspiracy theories about me might make one think.
Pinned
I need a pinned tweet, and it's just going to have to be 'newfound favorite phrases'.
'shoot and scoot operations' is, I feel, an appropriate inaugural entry.
'shoot and scoot operations' is, I feel, an appropriate inaugural entry.
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Drama Llama
December 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Drama Llama
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The Nazis have been trying to convince people that Swift is one of them for years. That flap was just one of the more recent attempts.
I suppose this doesn't count, lol.
I suppose this doesn't count, lol.
December 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Nazis have been trying to convince people that Swift is one of them for years. That flap was just one of the more recent attempts.
I suppose this doesn't count, lol.
I suppose this doesn't count, lol.
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December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
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The Daily Mail article last month where I learned about Bovino’s father killing a 26-year-old woman while driving drunk said he was sentenced to just a year.
This new Chicago Sun-Times article notes he only served four months of that.
This new Chicago Sun-Times article notes he only served four months of that.
Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The Daily Mail article last month where I learned about Bovino’s father killing a 26-year-old woman while driving drunk said he was sentenced to just a year.
This new Chicago Sun-Times article notes he only served four months of that.
This new Chicago Sun-Times article notes he only served four months of that.
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over/under on like half of these actually manifesting within a year or so bsky.app/profile/disn...
We've recruited the most prolific generative AI users in the world to whip up several creative series for our day one launch! We can't wAIt!
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
over/under on like half of these actually manifesting within a year or so bsky.app/profile/disn...
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wrote about why Disney is attacking every other A.I. firm while granting OpenAI subscribers the ability to make Mickey Mouse do 9/11—and what this indicates about Bob Iger's confused, contradictory, concerning strategy for the future slate.com/technology/2...
How Disney Got Hopelessly Lost in the Slop
The $1 billion partnership allows users to create A.I.-generated videos of the company’s iconic characters. That’s not going to end well for anyone.
slate.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
wrote about why Disney is attacking every other A.I. firm while granting OpenAI subscribers the ability to make Mickey Mouse do 9/11—and what this indicates about Bob Iger's confused, contradictory, concerning strategy for the future slate.com/technology/2...
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Folks, don't forget to donate to @archive.org . They are offering a great service free of charge.
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Folks, don't forget to donate to @archive.org . They are offering a great service free of charge.
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Some people are getting an error message trying to download the new Epstein photos from the @oversightdemocrats.house.gov Dropbox link.
I downloaded the files before it was overloaded, so I've uploaded them to the Internet Archive if you're having the same problem accessing them:
I downloaded the files before it was overloaded, so I've uploaded them to the Internet Archive if you're having the same problem accessing them:
93 photos released from the Jeffrey Epstein estate (Dec. 12, 2025) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Photos originally hosted here:...
archive.org
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Some people are getting an error message trying to download the new Epstein photos from the @oversightdemocrats.house.gov Dropbox link.
I downloaded the files before it was overloaded, so I've uploaded them to the Internet Archive if you're having the same problem accessing them:
I downloaded the files before it was overloaded, so I've uploaded them to the Internet Archive if you're having the same problem accessing them:
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“This legislation is not about protecting kids,” she told me. “These lawmakers have stood by while kids are kidnapped, bombed, and go without food and healthcare. If they want to protect kids, there are any number of policies they could be pushing,” but they’re not
Social Media Is a Literal Lifeline for Many Kids. Don't Ban Them From Using It
US politicians want to replicate Australia's draconian law prohibiting children under 16 from using social media. But experts say such bans will actually make kids 'significantly less safe online.'
zeteo.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
“This legislation is not about protecting kids,” she told me. “These lawmakers have stood by while kids are kidnapped, bombed, and go without food and healthcare. If they want to protect kids, there are any number of policies they could be pushing,” but they’re not
HOLY CRAZY EYES BATMAN
December 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
HOLY CRAZY EYES BATMAN
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We wear the crucifix to humbly affirm a core conviction: the righteousness of torturing the innocent.
by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
We wear the crucifix to humbly affirm a core conviction: the righteousness of torturing the innocent.
by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
🎶 Grandma got run over by a plain deer 🎶
🎶 Shopping at a Marshall's Tuesday eve 🎶
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hj5...
🎶 Shopping at a Marshall's Tuesday eve 🎶
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hj5...
Deer causes chaos inside NJ store
YouTube video by NBC10 Philadelphia
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
🎶 Grandma got run over by a plain deer 🎶
🎶 Shopping at a Marshall's Tuesday eve 🎶
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hj5...
🎶 Shopping at a Marshall's Tuesday eve 🎶
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hj5...
That we're pirates in a font war is sure something.
December 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
That we're pirates in a font war is sure something.
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Actual footage of me reading the Liam Neeson news
a close up of a man 's face with a surprised look on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a surprised look on his face .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Actual footage of me reading the Liam Neeson news
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I'm not an automatic LLM opponent, but it's kind of a problem if respectable newspapers of record are giving each user their own bespoke fake quotes that suit their priors.
Mistakes have been flagged in The Washington Post's AI-generated personalised podcasts that launched this week, with the title's standards editor describing them as "frustrating". The issues include the misattribution or invention of quotes www.semafor.com/article/12/1...
Exclusive: Washington Post’s AI-generated podcasts rife with errors, fictional quotes
Errors in the Post’s new AI-generated podcasts have frustrated the paper’s journalists.
www.semafor.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I'm not an automatic LLM opponent, but it's kind of a problem if respectable newspapers of record are giving each user their own bespoke fake quotes that suit their priors.
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Make your haunters your wanters at the haunted mansion of success
![Chase Williams &
@ChaseWilliams_• 1d
New York City Mayor Eric Adams is on Capitol Hill today.
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He tells me about Zohran Mamdani announcing he's moving into Gracie Mansion:
"Beware of the ghost. I told [Zohran] about it. So the ghost is there. It's a friendly ghost, as long as you're doing right by the city. If you don't become right by the city, he turns into a poltergeist."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424/bafkreigis3istuaryrpny4ksmoh46xcs3yfowvfuj3t3iouxpy5uiyw2fq@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Make your haunters your wanters at the haunted mansion of success
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What the GOP never realized is that once you embrace conspiracy theories, there are no limits. You don't get to say "this unfalsifiable belief is valid and true, but yours isn't." They embraced unreality and this is the result.
They are now "transvestigating" Erika Kirk.
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
What the GOP never realized is that once you embrace conspiracy theories, there are no limits. You don't get to say "this unfalsifiable belief is valid and true, but yours isn't." They embraced unreality and this is the result.
History something something repeats, something something rhymes.
Always interesting to see what traditions families share for the holidays. :\
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-3c...
Always interesting to see what traditions families share for the holidays. :\
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-3c...
Barron Trump's ties to accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate exposed in NYT report
YouTube video by MS NOW
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
History something something repeats, something something rhymes.
Always interesting to see what traditions families share for the holidays. :\
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-3c...
Always interesting to see what traditions families share for the holidays. :\
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-3c...
More like Seth Magaziner, please. This is the energy everyone should be putting forward.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9N...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9N...
‘Unbelievable’: Nicolle reacts to Kristi Noem’s response when confronted over deporting veterans
YouTube video by MS NOW
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
More like Seth Magaziner, please. This is the energy everyone should be putting forward.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9N...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9N...
Look, I am just going to be over here grumpy about how choosing a random day to reply to everything with Black Sails gifs* has become less funny all of a sudden. :/
*There is a Black Sails gif for damn near everything.
*There is a Black Sails gif for damn near everything.
a man with long curly hair and a beard is looking at the camera
ALT: a man with long curly hair and a beard is looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Look, I am just going to be over here grumpy about how choosing a random day to reply to everything with Black Sails gifs* has become less funny all of a sudden. :/
*There is a Black Sails gif for damn near everything.
*There is a Black Sails gif for damn near everything.
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“The guy who bedazzled this room in gold thinks your child has too many pencils.” - Jimmy Kimmel
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“The guy who bedazzled this room in gold thinks your child has too many pencils.” - Jimmy Kimmel
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1. The AI industry has kicked off a $100 million+ scheme to influence the 2026 midterm elections
While they claim it's a "bipartisan" effort, it has all the markings of a campaign to benefit Trump and the GOP
Let's review
While they claim it's a "bipartisan" effort, it has all the markings of a campaign to benefit Trump and the GOP
Let's review
The AI industry’s $100 million play to influence the 2026 elections
As the 2026 midterms approach, President Trump is facing headwinds.
popular.info
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
1. The AI industry has kicked off a $100 million+ scheme to influence the 2026 midterm elections
While they claim it's a "bipartisan" effort, it has all the markings of a campaign to benefit Trump and the GOP
Let's review
While they claim it's a "bipartisan" effort, it has all the markings of a campaign to benefit Trump and the GOP
Let's review
This is not April 1, what is this shit?!
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This is not April 1, what is this shit?!
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THIS is how you frame the tariffs. Please watch.
Economics isn't just about outcomes, it's about stories. If the president doesn't win the battle of ideas or honestly explain trade-offs, people assume they're being gamed. Even decent numbers won't feel good without straight talk about who pays for what.
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
THIS is how you frame the tariffs. Please watch.