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Steve Lee @spleeeeee.bsky.social · 23h

At least Taylor will clearly enunciate her lyrics about Kelce's wang. God only knows whose wang Dylan has been singing about all these years.

Emma Roller @emmaroller.bsky.social · 1d

Taylor Swift may be my generation’s Bob Dylan: a sophomoric solipsist trapped for all eternity in a hedge maze of their own self-regard

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Steve Lee @spleeeeee.bsky.social · 2d

I would like to apologize for not immediately posting a butt fumble joke.

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2d

Adam Schefter quietly deleted a post where he wrongly said Mark Sanchez was stabbed during a robbery.

Adam Schefter deletes false tweet about Mark Sanchez 'robbery'

Adam Schefter initially reported that Mark Sanchez was stabbed during a robbery, which turned out not to be the case.

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Steve Lee @spleeeeee.bsky.social · 3d

THANK YOU! That is the only thing people should be taking away from that photo!

Steve Lee @spleeeeee.bsky.social · 4d

I'm telling my kids that this is Nico Rosberg

LuUuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 4d

UCLA locker room celebration after beating Penn State:

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 4d

this is how you slide the buttfumble down your obit

William Easley @williameasley.bsky.social · 4d

They changed it to a bad headline too. TL;DR: Sanchez beat up a 69 year old DoorDash driver and got pepper sprayed, stabbed, hospitalized, and arrested

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4d

Damn, ESPN is out for blood.

VOLUME UP.

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Steve Lee @spleeeeee.bsky.social · 5d

The phrase "getting paid in exposure" means something different today.

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 5d

my only comment about the new taylor swift album

it would have been very funny to have a super bowl halftime show that included an ode to an active NFL player's hog

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 5d

who wants to tell People Magazine the song is about his penis.

People Magazine @people.com · 5d

🔗: bit.ly/46R360U
Taylor Swift prophesied her own proposal while writing The Life of a Showgirl. On her new song “Wood,” Swift appears to open up about finding a life partner in NFL star Travis Kelce after being unlucky in love. l📷: Instagram

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Steve Lee @spleeeeee.bsky.social · 6d

Sounds like something a reptilian would say.

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 6d

Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:

“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”

Steve Lee @spleeeeee.bsky.social · 8d

Is my suburban Connecticut neighbor secretly Eric Adams?

screenshot of available wifi networks all labelled as Turkish Airlines

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Steve Lee @spleeeeee.bsky.social · 9d

A fourth bad bunny candidate joins the field
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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 9d

Bad Bunny to headline Super Bowl halftime show

Old 76ers mascot Hip Hop, in red, dances in front of Steve Javie

Steve Lee @spleeeeee.bsky.social · 9d

Love that Reading Rainbow is coming back. But next we gotta bring back Mathnet and sort out this bunk rating system.

screenshot from the reading rainbow teaser where a kid says "I would give it 2,000 stars" and the chyron below says Book Star Rating - 2000 out of 5!

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Steve Lee @spleeeeee.bsky.social · 9d

I'm not _this_ old, but I am old enough to not be completely sure about the differences between danger mouse, deadmau5, and bad bunny. If I was told they were all the same guy in the funny costume, I would just nod and smile and believe it.

amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 9d

your facebook uncle is frantically googling bad bunny