Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Luke

@splitletters.bsky.social

430 followers 120 following 1.6K posts

Jays fan, nerd, socialist, recovering PK. Turns out I have #ADHD

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Reposted by Luke

trick van treat @derek.bike · 24m

illustration of a man looking into a window with his hands on the glass and saying “yes… ha ha ha… YES!”. his shirt says “sickos” on it. his head has been replaced by a toronto blue jays baseball mascot’s head

45 110

Reposted by Luke

Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 11m

Need someone to ask Boone for a formal apology to Buck because they sure didn't prove him wrong 🤔

1 3 19

Reposted by Luke

Ian Hunter @bluejayhunter.com · 10m

"Start spreading the news, bitches!"

3 62 120

Reposted by Luke

Blake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 14m

"All you motherfuckers, it takes everybody everyday. Start spreading the news, bitches, we're going to the ALCS" - John Schneider popping a bottle

4 49 160

Reposted by Luke

MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 21m

TAKE IT ALL IN, VLAD 🤲

25 60

Reposted by Luke

Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 11m

This is the Mayor of Boston 😂

Michelle Wu 吳弭 @wutrain.bsky.social · 25m

👍 Blue Jays

2 13 35

Reposted by Luke

Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 26m

Buck Martinez laughing about how correct he was about the Yankees

1 21 49

Reposted by Luke

Will @heymynameiswill.bsky.social · 26m

11 24

Reposted by Luke

Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 25m

a group of men sit at a table in front of a sign that says the long road home

ALT: a group of men sit at a table in front of a sign that says the long road home

media.tenor.com

6 16

Reposted by Luke

Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 28m

The Road to a World Series Championship:
●●○● | ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ | ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌

1 3 31

Reposted by Luke

Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social · 28m

Aaron Boone saying “the haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters”

1 62 170

Reposted by Luke

ALEJANDROKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 28m

BLUE JAYS DIVING HEAD FIRST INTO THE ALCS LIKE THIS

2 27 75

Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 26m

FUCK THE YANKEES

GO JAYS

Reposted by Luke

Ol' Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27m

Here's the thing about the Yankees.

FUCK THOSE GUYS

5 27

Reposted by Luke

Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 27m

8 more

3 17

Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 27m

WE LIVED

Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 33m

Gotta have someone getting warm, can't have Hoffman sink this game if it gets out of control

1 1

Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 36m

Just.....survive

Reposted by Luke

Andy @rallycap.bsky.social · 37m

*reaches for my brown paper bag labelled HOFFMAN*

HERE WE GO

4 8 48

Reposted by Luke

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 44m

So many Yankees fans missing out on seeing an MVP right fielder (Nathan Lukes)

9 32

Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 42m

I'm so sleep deprived that it honestly says a lot about how depraved my fandom is that I'm still awake rn

Reposted by Luke

Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 45m

Are you serious Yankee fans, you're already leaving the stadium????

You dont deserve joy

3 5 29

Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 45m

I'm begging for a clean 9th so I can just fucking sleep man

1 10

Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 1h

I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE TAPPING THIS FUCKING SIGN, YET HERE WE ARE

Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 2h

Nice snag by Ernie, but once again:

STOP FUCKING PITCHING TO JUDGE

Don't pitch him tough, don't pitch around him, literally stop throwing the baseball when he comes to the plate until he walks over to first base.

This is the playoffs, every run matters, act like it and stop giving him chances

Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 1h

I've been fighting to stay awake since about 8:30am, I really need to sleep, but here we are