Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Peter

@pistolpetestar.bsky.social

180 followers 260 following 1.1K posts

Washed up beer league utility baddie. High socks. Hearts full. Can't lose.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 3h

No, I did not work out during the Jays game, why do you ask?

Heart rate graph the shows heart rate peaking for the days during the late innings of the Blue Jays win over the Yankees

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 3h

The logical part of me thinks this is obviously very dumb but the part of me that used to be an 18-23 year old degenerate thinks this is cool as hell.

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 3h

Torn between whether measuring in cm would be a good idea because the number is bigger or a worse idea because cm's are far less impressive than inches.

1 1

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 4h

Completely fair

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 4h

Thank you for your noble sacrifice

Reposted by Peter

Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 5h

START SPREADING THE NEWS BITCHES on live TV might be the best thing that’s happened this year

2 21 130

Reposted by Peter

Blake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 5h

Poor Hazel, starting every question with hey so we're live on TV, and everyone just getting every curse word they know out. Hilarious scene.

4 7 130

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 4h

I'm pretty sure he's joking but either way lol

Reposted by Peter

trick van treat @derek.bike · 5h

illustration of a man looking into a window with his hands on the glass and saying “yes… ha ha ha… YES!”. his shirt says “sickos” on it. his head has been replaced by a toronto blue jays baseball mascot’s head

62 170

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 4h

This is a very good bit

1 2

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 4h

LOL

Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 5h

Here’s how to file a complaint with the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council about profane language during a TV broadcast:

www.cbsc.ca/make-a-compl...

Reposted by Peter

Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 5h

Jeter being forced to sit there while Papi and Vladdy scream “DA JANKEES LOSE” over and over again is incredible tv

Eat shit Jeets

1 20 120

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 5h

Genuinely one of the best in the business

Reposted by Peter

Katie ⚾️ 🇨🇦 @bluejaygal.bsky.social · 5h

Hazel is so good at her job. She's so great.

2 2 23

Reposted by Peter

James G @orth.ca · 5h

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

11 270 730

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 5h

BK had it first

bk @bkuh.bsky.social · 5h

The Toronto Blue Jays 🥹

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 5h

Hazel is our queen and we love her

1 6

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 5h

So help me if Start Spreading the News Bitches isn't on a shirt by tomorrow....

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 5h

START SPREADING THE NEWS BITCHES

Ben Nicholson-Smith @bnsbaseball.bsky.social · 1d

from today's John Schneider avail

Q. At the start of this series, there was a fair number of pundits from around here who predicted the Yankees would get through this round pretty easily, cruise to the World Series. What message are you trying to send to that crowd?

JOHN SCHNEIDER: Don't have one.

1 1

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 5h

I should have added if there was a series MVP award. I know there's not but if there was there are so many candidates

Reposted by Peter

Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 5h

I’m exhausted.

3 7 94

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 5h

Seriously who would you give series MVP to if you had to choose? Like it's probably Vladdy but holy shit Lukes and Clement and Yesavage and Kirk and just everyone did so much

2 4

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 5h

NO WORRY NO QUIT

2 7

Reposted by Peter

No Quit White Panels @lesleynope.bsky.social · 5h

THEY DID IT
WASNT WORRIED
NO FUCKING QUIT

3 11 70

Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 5h

EAT SCHLITTLER POO DORK STANKIES