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Indy Datta
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Business affairs for Objective Media Group, trustee for China Plate Theatre. I post in my personal capacity; MFers can't take my sagacity.
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Jebus, are we still talking about _that_?
I currently get a push notification every time a goal is scored against Wednesday by the BBC, Sky, and TWICE by FotMob.
I’ve got to turn off the Somebody Just Scored Against Spurs push notification that I turned on a while back. Technically it would also notify me of Spurs goals but, well
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I don’t know how anyone has the audacity to even attempt British food discourse any more when the actress from Matilda perfected the form by once claiming that British restaurants only serve sausage.
January 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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Will eat a potato for dinner in honour of Bela Tarr
January 6, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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Even if she does have to give it up, she can be content in the knowledge she'll be a shoo-in for the Nobel Dignity Prize next year.
Hannity: Did you at any point offered to give him the Nobel peace prize?

Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 AM
SIRĀT (Laxe, 2025)
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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A bitterly cold Northumberland yesterday.
January 4, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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This war is as pure expression of the imperial spasm as you can possibly get. An outpouring of violence that has a sort of Platonic shadow of reasoning while there is very little substantive underneath.
I’ve seen a lot of pontificating on what this war is “about.” It’s about oil, no it’s the war on drugs, no it’s about imperialism and the Monroe doctrine. The true and most terrible answer is it’s about all of them and none of them, because the people in charge have no theory of what they’re doing.
January 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Hi! I'm a portable television that suddenly burst into flames early one morning in a guesthouse in Goa.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

I’m My Bloody Valentine’s seminal 1991 album Loveless

(And my appendix, I guess)
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

I'm cholera
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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The corporate media continues to minimize elite complicity in this administration’s cruel policies. This is not a nameless Ninja Turtle. This is Michaelangelo. Name and shame these guys!
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Looking back at my year in films on Letterboxd, I logged 179 viewings. My favourite new film that nobody saw was THE COLORS WITHIN, and my favourite new film that everyone hated was a tie between THE SHROUDS and ALPHA.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgBR...
THE COLORS WITHIN | Official Trailer
YouTube video by GKIDS Films
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Slightly early happy new year to all, especially the losers and haters. Stayed in and rewatched a couple of movies tonight. Had a lot more fun with MICKEY 17 than first time. Would make a good double bill with TOMORROW, I’LL WAKE UP AND SCALD MYSELF WITH TEA.
December 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Hamnet 🤝 Pillion
You know what Hamnet needed more of? Alex Skarsgard just chopping motherfuckers heads off and yelling
December 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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this feels like a "you won't guess where this is going" LinkedIn post for the ages
December 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Hiroo Onoda biopic, but instead he's a guy who's been making the exact same Ferngully joke about Avatar for 16 years
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Boss: Did you get that promotional photo of Spielberg and ET???

Photographer: I sure did boss... Real sexy just like you asked!
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’m at home so I’m watching eastenders and a rowdy youth just called someone “Lionel flaming Blair” as if he was trash talking him in the year 1982.
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (April)
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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There once was a bear from Peru,
Who would summon the souls that were due,
With his paw at the gate,
He would show them their fate,
He comes for us all and he'll come for you too
December 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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I was compelled to issue my thoughts on Jake Paul for those on blue sky who follow boxing (zero people)
tinyurl.com/4m8k22yy
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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You're mad because you expect a "software update" to make things work better. You will only be free when you understand this to be an illusion and accept the fact that software is suffering
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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go be free with your lemons, king
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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The "Avatar" movies would work better if they had more iconic lines.

For example, when Jake Sully first shows up as Toruk Mahto, why not have Parker Selfridge say "They fly now?". Then Miles Quaritch could respond "They fly now.".
December 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM