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Avon Caulin

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Gordon Fuckin-Bennett, a door-to-door door dealer. Retired spacehopper jockey from Dingdong & ambivalent Spudinist 🥔, fmr UK PM '55-57, "Not" an AI 😉. 🛶 🇬🇧🌹📎 💪🇺🇦 👎🇷🇺 follow><back optional. no spam,no dm unless we're friends.

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · Nov 26

"Your boundary is at hue 183, bluer than 93% of the population. For you, turquoise is green."
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Ben Fenton @benfenton.bsky.social · 2h

If a news organisation is making -200% margin after five years, it is not a commercial operation and should be assumed to have a different purpose.

Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 4h

The channel lost £33 million to communicate its content to a large audience
www.business-live.co.uk/enterprise/g...

GB News suffers huge loss despite doubling revenue and growing audience

The TV channel, whose well-known presenters include Reform UK leader Nigel Farage, fell to a pre-tax loss of £33.4m in the year to 31 May, 2024

www.business-live.co.uk

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 20h

😆👍 i think you're quite correct, no-one in their right mind would risk issuing an actual potato for a photo shoot. Probably really made of papier mache, probably recovered from the latrines.

Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 20h

That's all in the paperback. And the latrines. 🤭😳

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 20h

"listen to Dolly & have a bread 'n a brain 'n a chips." 👍

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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · 1d

This Prime Day, did you know my wonderful, supportive indie publishers sell ebooks of their titles direct? And that you always get a great deal on them because no space bothering billionaire gets a cut? farragobooks.com

Welcome to Farrago Books

Farrago’s purpose is simply to help readers find fiction that makes them smile. We want to introduce you to books that will tickle your funny bone. We want you to know that if you find one funny, ther...

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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 20h

In June, Tory leader hopeful Robert Jenrick, who recently complained about not seeing white faces in a Birmingham suburb, declared he is an Anglofuturist.

We got inside a secret Anglofuturist Discord server to find out what that really means 👇

🔗 hopenothate.org.uk/2025/10/08/r...

Robert Jenrick says he’s an Anglofuturist. What does that mean? – HOPE not hate

In late June, the shadow justice secretary Robert Jenrick took the stand at a conference. Addressing the crowd of Tories and radical-right political figures, he made an unusual statement. “I am what c...

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 20h

Oh lawks 😂

a baby is sitting on a bed wearing a varsity shirt and crying .

ALT: a baby is sitting on a bed wearing a varsity shirt and crying .

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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 23h

See yer da’s got a new car.

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 21h

😆👍👋

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 21h

Is that... is that Pete Hegseth's mum & granny?

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 1d

two women wearing shirts that read USA drinking team, they are smoking and holding a bottle

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 21h

Can I put my hand up if I dropped out of a vocational science degree? It was only a cheap and nasty polytechnic one though...

Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 21h

😆👍 don't drag me & my previous actions into this 😂🤣😭

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 21h

🤣 she's all heart

Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 21h

Hmmm... military intelligence living up to it's reputation again. Perhaps the plan could be adapted to capture that fecund Doris as a starting point for insemi....

(No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not going to write it. No.)

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 21h

😂 Yes, he just couldn't keep still during ceremonial duties could he 😃🦀🦀🦀

a knight in armor is standing in front of a castle .

ALT: a knight in armor is standing in front of a castle .

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 21h

Awww people have been writing stuff like that for decades, including a certain be-helmeted character who may be familiar to you...

Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · Apr 26

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 22h

Well I gotta tell you, Great King Crusty, that things are getting a little outta hand in the Situation Room rn...

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King Aethelclaw @aethelclaw.bsky.social · 22h

No one can halt the rise of the Helmet Crabs. NO ONE!!

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 22h

These guys are DEDICATED, they inscribe their POETRY on their MASSIVE HAMMERS. They're called ICE - *Injuring a Crab is not Enough*.

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XingWu🐉ChineseFolklore @xingwu.bsky.social · 23h

Kuilong, a one-footed dragon-like creature, dances through early Chinese mythology and art with quiet power.
Unlike typical dragons, its lone foot marks it as otherworldly, a symbol of imbalance made sacred. This unique form appears in ancient decorative motifs, especially on 1/2

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Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 23h

I WANT THOSE BOOTS

Avon Caulin @spodulike.bsky.social · 23h

This is a National Security Emergency. We're deploying Vogon specialist teams armed with massive hammers at all identified nursery rock pools.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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King Aethelclaw @aethelclaw.bsky.social · 1d

People of #Wülferhampton

We are pleased to say that Doris has reported a communing has taken place with a mystery be-helmeted visitor to the beach,
the communing was described by Doris as 'adequate'

The Kingdoms of Crab & Man must now wait to see if we shall hear the scuttle of tiny claws 🤞

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@Above96th @above96th.bsky.social · 1d

🎉🎉🎉 I love how birds shape themselves like torpedoes to gather speed. I captured this magnificent Red-bellied Woodpecker as it zoomed off its perch. 🥰🥰🥰 #Woodpecker #CentralPark #birding

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