I heard there was a secret meat
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja

...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.

Yes, this makes six, beating Jamelia’s previous record of five #andyzaltzmanofstrictly

@dracos.co.uk Has Balvinder got the record for most dance-offs ever?

I wanted to buy a tubular scarf off Vinted but it came with a frilly Elizabethan collar and the seller wouldn't split them. Still, I suppose you have to take the ruff with the snood.

youtu.be/mDT-yJUi9L0?...

@spraypopmusic.com So excited for tonight!! I'm bringing along someone who had never heard of Spray but loves to dance 🙂

@octopus.energy Hello! I can't currently request a refund because of "an issue with my meter". I tried emailing but got no response. Please could you investigate for me?

@octopus.energy Recently got solar panels. I haven't had a payment for exported electricity since our first one on 27th July. Is that normal?

@susiedent.com Is there an opposite to a "snaccident"? Ie, you get distracted by something mid-snack (eg I had a work call), forget about it, and then are pleasantly surprised when you find it later?

@spraypopmusic.com Have just discovered that the non-Bandcamp versions of Songs Already Sung have two additional songs! How exciting!

@dracos.co.uk Hello! I just tried to use the shiny new real time trains link on traintimes.org.uk, but it seemed to give me the wrong link. Started here: traintimes.org.uk/live/train/2... ... 1/2

@octopus.energy Can you tell us what tomorrow's electricity tracker tariff rate will be?

Well, I finally got round to deactivating my Twitter account (I still think of it as that, I have barely used it since it became X). Elon is a dick. If I ever come back to micro blogging, it will be @bsky.app rather than Twitter (I think)

I had to see this silliness and now so must you

My wife says she's listening to every Beatles song in alphabetical order. I think she might be up to Something.