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SporadicRose
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Sometimes, our misfortunes are the sails ⛵️ that take us to the shores we're meant to be on.🌌💚
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piperformissouri.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 6:19 PM
sporadicrose.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
when i say i want to be treated like a princess i mean left alone for 100 years to sleep in peace
January 20, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
diary of a disabled person - whenever i see posts from doctors about bad patients, i'm always tempted to leave comments like 'you were probably just imagining it', 'seems normal to me', or 'maybe if you lost weight you'd get nicer patients'
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
a post with a sign on it that has a pic of a black cat and it says there was some fascist guff here so we replaced it with a picture of a cool cat - the anarchists
January 20, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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piperformissouri.bsky.social
It’s another gift to the wealthiest…
January 20, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
lobotomyscars - sorry can you repeat that, i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you
January 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
3 great things about playing dead [pic of cute opossum lying down and playing dead] free required minimal efforts a lot easier than playing alive
January 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
me after completing a single task - bob from bob's burger is collapsed on grass in front of the woods 'i'm just gonna lay down for a sec. recharge my battery'
January 5, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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wholesomememe.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
No One: Charmin Bears: We F*ckin Love Sh*tting - pic of charmin bears hugging toilet paper
December 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
#satire
[woman smiling in front of a lake or stream] Woman Excited To Wake Up Feeling Like She Was Hit By a Compact Sedan, Not The Usual 18-Wheeler - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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buttnakedpatriot.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Source: confessionsofadiabetic and geekandmisandry on tumblr
User 1: confessionsofadiabetic on tumblr You know what absolutely boggles my mind? That healthy people exist. Genuinely healthy people. No mental illness, no physical illness, no chronic illness. Just healthy. What a life that must be. User 2: geekandmisandry on tumblr This fucks with my head though. There are people who get up and feel... Awake, and then they go and just... Do their adult responsibilities without feeling anxious or upset? They just return phonecalls? Answer calls from unknown numbers? Don't procrastinate doing important things until is a huge problem that makes you cry?? That sounds fake. Source: confessionsofadiabetic and geekandmisandry on tumblr
December 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
me seeing the dr not laugh at my joke and start taking notes (she's stealing the joke) - pic of superhero dad of superhero kid and I don't remember show or his name but he is looking suspicious
December 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Sooooooooo weary
doc_fathom - Poe: Once upon a midnight Beastie Boys: DREARY Poe: While I pondered, Beastie Boys: WEAK Poe: and Beastie Boys: WEARY
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Morning.
December 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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altnps.bsky.social
Caring is an act of resistance in a system that thrives on indifference.
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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owensgrandpa.bsky.social
🌹 random rose 🌹
December 9th 2025
December 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Morning.
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
sporadicrose.bsky.social
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the perfect analogy for health insurance
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December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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colm.bsky.social
Baked Brie in a Bread Bowl with Cranberry, Pecan and Rosemary

Brie and cranberries are always a wonderful combination, but baked brie in a crusty golden bread bowl topped with homemade cranberry sauce and a pecan and rosemary crumb is another level of deliciousness.

Recipe below 👇
A crusty round boule filled with melted brie, the cheese oozing warmly down the sides. The top is piled with glossy cranberry sauce, toasted pecans, and sprigs of fresh rosemary. Served on a pale ceramic pedestal, it makes for an indulgent, festive centrepiece.
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
@thDRAGnrebOrN - My neck, my back, my joints, they all crack
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
when the doctor blames every one of your symptoms on your age, weight, and/or gender [pic of a guy holding 1, then 2, then 8, then 20 middle fingers up]
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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piperformissouri.bsky.social
Why do people buy pizza with EBT?

Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.

It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM