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KenPom’s 300th-ranked team Wanger led by only 4 at the half against KenPom’s 345th-ranked team UMES before going on to a 14 point win, so we have a good baseline for Texas tonight
Is it bad to lead KenPom's 345th-ranked team by only 6 at halftime?
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
KenPom’s 300th-ranked team Wanger led by only 4 at the half against KenPom’s 345th-ranked team UMES before going on to a 14 point win, so we have a good baseline for Texas tonight
Craig Way just said Vokietaitis went 14/14 from the stripe against NC State but that was the game against Southern
And I’m more mad than anyone that I know that stupid fact
And I’m more mad than anyone that I know that stupid fact
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Craig Way just said Vokietaitis went 14/14 from the stripe against NC State but that was the game against Southern
And I’m more mad than anyone that I know that stupid fact
And I’m more mad than anyone that I know that stupid fact
Well the one good thing about the Texas game tonight is that we’re just getting the in-arena feed with Craig Way audio and no commercials. Just saw Kenton Paulino in the house!
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Well the one good thing about the Texas game tonight is that we’re just getting the in-arena feed with Craig Way audio and no commercials. Just saw Kenton Paulino in the house!
Maryland Eastern Shore implies the existence of a Maryland Western Shore and I suspect this will be the extent of my basketball commentary for the evening.
December 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Maryland Eastern Shore implies the existence of a Maryland Western Shore and I suspect this will be the extent of my basketball commentary for the evening.
Like the Fiserv Forum?
Adam Silver says "some storied college locations" are under consideration for future NBA cup championship games
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Like the Fiserv Forum?
This is what my brain sees
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is what my brain sees
I was not ready for a Sheldon McClellan reference tonight
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I was not ready for a Sheldon McClellan reference tonight
There were more people at the Maui Invitational
At this moment, there might be more people in the Apple Store at the Domain.
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
There were more people at the Maui Invitational
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i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
Missed the first half of Texas-Virginia and I’m showing up like this
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Missed the first half of Texas-Virginia and I’m showing up like this
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Horror/comedy movie: being haunted and constantly roasted by these two.
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Horror/comedy movie: being haunted and constantly roasted by these two.
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Last night, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander stuck the extremely rare free throw wedgie! No. 18 on the season and only the sixth-ever wedgie from the FT line! 👏
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Last night, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander stuck the extremely rare free throw wedgie! No. 18 on the season and only the sixth-ever wedgie from the FT line! 👏
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I just don't know what you do with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander when he's knocking down the stepback 3.
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I just don't know what you do with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander when he's knocking down the stepback 3.
Foul shot wedgie!
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December 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Foul shot wedgie!
@nodunksinc.bsky.social
@nodunksinc.bsky.social
Italian Stallions - Danilo Gallinari Anthem
YouTube video by Italian Stallions
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December 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
OU fans in the upper deck should be working on their ouroboros balloon snake
I always want Oklahoma to lose just as a general principle, but there's the added benefit of this loss being used as a reason both for Texas to be included and excluded for the playoff and this is the exact level of stupidity I am here for.
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
OU fans in the upper deck should be working on their ouroboros balloon snake
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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Sure, you spent time with your family tonight, but I saw a Texas player unintentionally spike a basketball into a ref's face which resulted in a technical foul where an 89% free throw shooter bricked both free throws, so who really won here
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Sure, you spent time with your family tonight, but I saw a Texas player unintentionally spike a basketball into a ref's face which resulted in a technical foul where an 89% free throw shooter bricked both free throws, so who really won here
Chucky Brown calling radio for NC State could use a little more leg room
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Chucky Brown calling radio for NC State could use a little more leg room
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Pretty sure I had Vokietaitis on vacation a couple years ago, nothing serious
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Pretty sure I had Vokietaitis on vacation a couple years ago, nothing serious
Who wins a sweating contest: me or Sean Miller?
I'm no fashion expert but it seems a little hot for @sprotsbot.bsky.social to wear that much velour in Hawaii
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Who wins a sweating contest: me or Sean Miller?
Ready to let Chaminade break my heart again
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ready to let Chaminade break my heart again