Spudd
@spuddface.bsky.social
Proficient in both ranged and deranged combat.
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maybe my phone could throw me in an ocean for once
December 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
maybe my phone could throw me in an ocean for once
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the other good news about jake paul getting his jaw broken is maybe he'll stfu for 5 minutes
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the other good news about jake paul getting his jaw broken is maybe he'll stfu for 5 minutes
As the times change, its important to make good on every opportunity you have to look back.
To feel how you felt in the moment you took the picture you're holding. Reach to define the emotions, feel their depth. Honor the moment with the privilege of a memory.
Then set the photo down, and move on.
To feel how you felt in the moment you took the picture you're holding. Reach to define the emotions, feel their depth. Honor the moment with the privilege of a memory.
Then set the photo down, and move on.
December 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
As the times change, its important to make good on every opportunity you have to look back.
To feel how you felt in the moment you took the picture you're holding. Reach to define the emotions, feel their depth. Honor the moment with the privilege of a memory.
Then set the photo down, and move on.
To feel how you felt in the moment you took the picture you're holding. Reach to define the emotions, feel their depth. Honor the moment with the privilege of a memory.
Then set the photo down, and move on.
*Jeremy Clarkson voice*
Tonight...
We dine in hell.
Tonight...
We dine in hell.
December 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
*Jeremy Clarkson voice*
Tonight...
We dine in hell.
Tonight...
We dine in hell.
I am catching strays from this sticker lmao
Another new sticker design! Available in the shop.
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I am catching strays from this sticker lmao
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Trump has been saying for years "Let's just go take the oil" it's not subtle like at all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpG...
Trump: "Take the Oil" - a compilation
YouTube video by Harry Braun
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Trump has been saying for years "Let's just go take the oil" it's not subtle like at all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpG...
As it is officially December 16th I am going to try to stop using Instagram for communication.
Real ones will send mail by pigeon.
Real ones will send mail by pigeon.
December 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
As it is officially December 16th I am going to try to stop using Instagram for communication.
Real ones will send mail by pigeon.
Real ones will send mail by pigeon.
In the first bit of positive local news ive heard in a while, my city councilors "unanimously" voted down a proposition to let an AI data center take up space in an old mill building in the center of our very impoverished town.
Huge w. I am punching the air right now.
Huge w. I am punching the air right now.
December 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
In the first bit of positive local news ive heard in a while, my city councilors "unanimously" voted down a proposition to let an AI data center take up space in an old mill building in the center of our very impoverished town.
Huge w. I am punching the air right now.
Huge w. I am punching the air right now.
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I wish I didnt have to spend every second of forever hoping and praying that those around me stay as honest with me as I am to them.
And the seconds in between the hope, I spend doubting the silence.
I wish that my high school associates could see the pain they dealt to someone so undeserved.
And the seconds in between the hope, I spend doubting the silence.
I wish that my high school associates could see the pain they dealt to someone so undeserved.
December 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I wish I didnt have to spend every second of forever hoping and praying that those around me stay as honest with me as I am to them.
And the seconds in between the hope, I spend doubting the silence.
I wish that my high school associates could see the pain they dealt to someone so undeserved.
And the seconds in between the hope, I spend doubting the silence.
I wish that my high school associates could see the pain they dealt to someone so undeserved.
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Want to learn more about our campaign to impeach RFK Jr, and our long-term path to victory? We're hosting Zoom info sessions every day this week to answer: what's next? And how can you get involved?
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December 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Want to learn more about our campaign to impeach RFK Jr, and our long-term path to victory? We're hosting Zoom info sessions every day this week to answer: what's next? And how can you get involved?
Sign up for a session at tr.ee/RvpnzG ! Learn more at standupforscience.net/impeac...
Sign up for a session at tr.ee/RvpnzG ! Learn more at standupforscience.net/impeac...
When i get my own place, I am doing whatever I need to in order to never have to deal with a cold shower ever again.
December 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
When i get my own place, I am doing whatever I need to in order to never have to deal with a cold shower ever again.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Girls Just Wanna Have Fun pin. Remember ladies, men used to tell you that you couldn't vote. That you couldn't go to college. That you couldn't own property. So never let a man tell you that you can't carry a fully loaded rocket launcher.
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collabs.shop/giadwe
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Girls Just Wanna Have Fun pin. Remember ladies, men used to tell you that you couldn't vote. That you couldn't go to college. That you couldn't own property. So never let a man tell you that you can't carry a fully loaded rocket launcher.
collabs.shop/giadwe
collabs.shop/giadwe
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I've always suspected.
December 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I've always suspected.
The phrase "Peter Thiel is the Saruman to the United States' Sauron" woke me up out of a dead sleep.
December 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
The phrase "Peter Thiel is the Saruman to the United States' Sauron" woke me up out of a dead sleep.
The amount of times ive googled a very profound quote only for it to have come from a Brandon Sanderson novel is staggering.
I guess i just have to read the Stormlight Archives next.
I guess i just have to read the Stormlight Archives next.
December 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The amount of times ive googled a very profound quote only for it to have come from a Brandon Sanderson novel is staggering.
I guess i just have to read the Stormlight Archives next.
I guess i just have to read the Stormlight Archives next.
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This Weeks Onion Magazine:
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This Weeks Onion Magazine:
Ope. For a second, I think my brain chemistry was correctly balanced.
For a second.
For a second.
December 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Ope. For a second, I think my brain chemistry was correctly balanced.
For a second.
For a second.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Bird Shirt. I don't get it. What the Mallard? What the Quack? What the Feathers? Please explain it to me.
collabs.shop/eftrtd
collabs.shop/eftrtd
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Bird Shirt. I don't get it. What the Mallard? What the Quack? What the Feathers? Please explain it to me.
collabs.shop/eftrtd
collabs.shop/eftrtd
Me when I fucking GET you
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Me when I fucking GET you
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot