SqlBobScot.bsky.social
@sqlbobscot.bsky.social
Chief Power BI Nerd with current company
Typical Data Shepherd, Data Plumber, Data Dance Teacher sort of person
Typical Data Shepherd, Data Plumber, Data Dance Teacher sort of person
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“Fascism” isn’t a slur for politics we don’t like. It’s a precise word with precise meaning. And in the face of what’s happening right now in America, it’s the most honest one we have.
I’ll lay it out as plainly as I can. 🧵
I’ll lay it out as plainly as I can. 🧵
September 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“Fascism” isn’t a slur for politics we don’t like. It’s a precise word with precise meaning. And in the face of what’s happening right now in America, it’s the most honest one we have.
I’ll lay it out as plainly as I can. 🧵
I’ll lay it out as plainly as I can. 🧵
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We finally have 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿-𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 (𝗨𝗗𝗙) in DAX!
Don't make mistakes; this is not a user data function in Fabric.
This is a new DAX feature, the most important one in the last five years.
Read/watch more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/articles/introducing-user-defined-functions-in-dax/
Don't make mistakes; this is not a user data function in Fabric.
This is a new DAX feature, the most important one in the last five years.
Read/watch more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/articles/introducing-user-defined-functions-in-dax/
September 16, 2025 at 9:11 AM
We finally have 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿-𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 (𝗨𝗗𝗙) in DAX!
Don't make mistakes; this is not a user data function in Fabric.
This is a new DAX feature, the most important one in the last five years.
Read/watch more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/articles/introducing-user-defined-functions-in-dax/
Don't make mistakes; this is not a user data function in Fabric.
This is a new DAX feature, the most important one in the last five years.
Read/watch more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/articles/introducing-user-defined-functions-in-dax/
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Power BI, the low-code tool 🤡🫣🤭
We finally have 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿-𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 (𝗨𝗗𝗙) in DAX!
Don't make mistakes; this is not a user data function in Fabric.
This is a new DAX feature, the most important one in the last five years.
Read/watch more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/articles/introducing-user-defined-functions-in-dax/
Don't make mistakes; this is not a user data function in Fabric.
This is a new DAX feature, the most important one in the last five years.
Read/watch more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/articles/introducing-user-defined-functions-in-dax/
September 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Power BI, the low-code tool 🤡🫣🤭
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A member of the Face-Eating Leopard Party speaks
September 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
A member of the Face-Eating Leopard Party speaks
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I am sad to see even people I respect celebrate tragedy in all its forms around the world. It's become too much to constantly block and mute. I'm abandoning social media except for LinkedIn (professional content only) and FB for family.
Peace to you, and I wish for you to have love in your heart.
Peace to you, and I wish for you to have love in your heart.
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I am sad to see even people I respect celebrate tragedy in all its forms around the world. It's become too much to constantly block and mute. I'm abandoning social media except for LinkedIn (professional content only) and FB for family.
Peace to you, and I wish for you to have love in your heart.
Peace to you, and I wish for you to have love in your heart.
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Feeling stuck? Take a step back and review your approach.
A fresh perspective can reveal the solution.
#TechMindset #FreshEyes #ThinkDifferent
A fresh perspective can reveal the solution.
#TechMindset #FreshEyes #ThinkDifferent
September 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Feeling stuck? Take a step back and review your approach.
A fresh perspective can reveal the solution.
#TechMindset #FreshEyes #ThinkDifferent
A fresh perspective can reveal the solution.
#TechMindset #FreshEyes #ThinkDifferent
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
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![[PANEL 1 - Threddy and Freddy chatting in a conference room]
Freddy: I'm requiring all employees to return to the office.
Threddy: Do you have space for everyone?
Freddy: No. But the data clearly shows that employees will be happier.
Threddy: Can we see the data?
Freddy: Also no.
Threddy: I feel really good about this.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:watmxkxfjbwyxfuutganopfk/bafkreigzaadvwcl6ywsnq3auflscvn4oc6lzi6y3z5fh3vrixfyg6g2cj4@jpeg)
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At @daraobriain.bsky.social show in Torquay.
In the break standing just looking at my phone, someone tapped my shoulder.
"I'm running a suicide awareness event next month can I take a photo of your shirt?"
🫶🫶
#suicideawarness #suicidepreventionawareness #youareenough #dearpersonbehindme
#bekind
In the break standing just looking at my phone, someone tapped my shoulder.
"I'm running a suicide awareness event next month can I take a photo of your shirt?"
🫶🫶
#suicideawarness #suicidepreventionawareness #youareenough #dearpersonbehindme
#bekind
September 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM
At @daraobriain.bsky.social show in Torquay.
In the break standing just looking at my phone, someone tapped my shoulder.
"I'm running a suicide awareness event next month can I take a photo of your shirt?"
🫶🫶
#suicideawarness #suicidepreventionawareness #youareenough #dearpersonbehindme
#bekind
In the break standing just looking at my phone, someone tapped my shoulder.
"I'm running a suicide awareness event next month can I take a photo of your shirt?"
🫶🫶
#suicideawarness #suicidepreventionawareness #youareenough #dearpersonbehindme
#bekind
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This is simply Reform propaganda straight from the BBC
September 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
This is simply Reform propaganda straight from the BBC
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How much the UK's NHS services cost (even though they are given out free)
bit.ly/IIB-NHScosts
bit.ly/IIB-NHScosts
September 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
How much the UK's NHS services cost (even though they are given out free)
bit.ly/IIB-NHScosts
bit.ly/IIB-NHScosts
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Curve fitting methods & what they say xkcd.com/2048/
September 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Curve fitting methods & what they say xkcd.com/2048/
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I am truly sick of this and have signed this, please consider as only takes a minute.
Sick of BBC continuously promoting Reform U.K. and ignoring other parties with far more representation? Please sign the petition
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
Petition: Ensure plurality of political coverage across UK broadcast media at all times
We want to ensure that a plurality of views from all political parties in Westminster are represented and the nations parliaments are heard all year round, not just election times. The rules for coverage during elections should apply at all times.
petition.parliament.uk
August 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I am truly sick of this and have signed this, please consider as only takes a minute.
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Kindness is contagious—spread it around.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
In the end, only kindness matters.
You can be anything—be kind.
Kindness is never wasted.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
In the end, only kindness matters.
You can be anything—be kind.
Kindness is never wasted.
August 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Kindness is contagious—spread it around.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
In the end, only kindness matters.
You can be anything—be kind.
Kindness is never wasted.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
In the end, only kindness matters.
You can be anything—be kind.
Kindness is never wasted.
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% of Ukraine occupied by Russia 2022-2025 #ukrainewar
August 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
% of Ukraine occupied by Russia 2022-2025 #ukrainewar
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I’m sure these people are thrilled that they’ve been called away from their families and jobs to deal with DC’s crushingly important mulch emergency. So much government efficiency.
August 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m sure these people are thrilled that they’ve been called away from their families and jobs to deal with DC’s crushingly important mulch emergency. So much government efficiency.
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In a sane, normal country, Lucy Connolly would be treated as a contemptible extremist. Not in Britain. But then this is no longer a sane, normal country. Britain has lost its moral bearings
My @heraldscotland.bsky.social column
www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
My @heraldscotland.bsky.social column
www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
A nation which makes a martyr out of Lucy Connolly has lost its moral bearings
BURN them in their hotels, she said. And try to burn them in their hotels they did.
www.heraldscotland.com
August 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
In a sane, normal country, Lucy Connolly would be treated as a contemptible extremist. Not in Britain. But then this is no longer a sane, normal country. Britain has lost its moral bearings
My @heraldscotland.bsky.social column
www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
My @heraldscotland.bsky.social column
www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
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For those who value their neck muscles.
August 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
For those who value their neck muscles.
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Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Be kind, always.
Be kind, always.
August 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Be kind, always.
Be kind, always.
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Scrolling past the 75,676th consecutive AI related post on LinkedIn.
a man behind a couch with the words shut up written on the bottom
ALT: a man behind a couch with the words shut up written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
August 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Scrolling past the 75,676th consecutive AI related post on LinkedIn.