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SqueakyPickles (she/her)
@squeakypickles.dftba.social
Doomscroller extraordinaire. Nerdfighter. Bisexual. My brain is soup.

I just want our country to give a shit about each other.
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Not that anyone asked. But I'm expecting it to be a dumpster fire of a year.

#2026BingoCard
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January 21, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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every time some hack content creator tries to defend being “apolitical,” I’ll hear @weratedogs.com saying, “my advice to ICE is get out while you can, because history says the most likely outcome is for you to be hanging by a lamppost and then your body paraded through the streets”

15/10
January 20, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
"Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize ... I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace... I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States."

What a fucking 2 year old.
Trump ties Greenland demands to Nobel Prize in message to Norway leader
The US president says he no longer feels obliged to think only of peace, after not being awarded the annual prize.
www.bbc.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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The thing that I hate most in the world is some mother fucker in a Winter Park McMansion who thinks that scamming people is cool and smart but paying taxes is for suckers.

These dicks think they’re winning but their souls smell like ass and they’ve built nothing but wealth.
January 17, 2026 at 9:33 PM
January 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
In my 30s with a corporate job, "white picket fence" house, 2 kids, a partner, and a dog. Realizing while I rearrange my schedule of meetings and school pickups for the day while the world crumbles around me that I in fact have wasted my time and become a casualty of society.
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 AM
The American citizen in me wants to take to the streets in protest.
The mother in me knows that if something happens to me, my young child with special needs will lose his primary caregiver and will never recover. Just the thought fills me with terror, dread, and guilt.
I don't know what to do.
January 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Watch out, Maurizio Cattelan (guy who taped a banana to a wall), my kid is coming for you.
January 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
In 2026 I would like to DIY most of my costumes for my Porch Geese. In that spirit, I will also be sharing my whimsy and very limited craft skills with the internet.
I present, January's submissions. Off to a rocky start due to starting the year with the plague, but cute.
January 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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NO. NO MORE NEWS. ENOUGH NEWS. I DEMAND OLDS
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Never before have I felt so seen.
January 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I watch this video every year to reflect on the year and what's to come, and to remind me to have hope.

We're here because ❤️
If you're looking for a way to commemorate the New Year, give this beautiful video essay by @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social a watch.

Happy New Year to all.

We're here because...💛
We're here because were here.
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I can't remember the last January I came into the new year feeling hope instead of dread. Maybe 2019? Even then it was mixed with a lot of cynicism. I miss feeling hopeful that the new year would be better.
"The world may be broken, but hope is not crazy." But it's hard to find the hope right now.
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 PM
2026 watching us finish 2025 with any smidgen of hopes and dreams for the new year.
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
My keyboard has a feature where it can merge 2 emojis together and honestly THIS is what AI should be used for. Curing TB, and letting me send angry mountains and sunrises at people.
January 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I want to live in my son's world where a Firefighter's most important job is to save cats.

Me: "What is a Firefighter's job?"
Son: "..Get...Cats!"
Me: "Yes, they do that! And they put out fires."
Son: "😠...GET. CATS."
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Maybe we can convince Trump to do socialized medicine if we promise to call it Trumpcare.

More likely, he will release a new high deductible insurance plan called TrumpCare that covers nothing.
December 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Not that anyone asked. But I'm expecting it to be a dumpster fire of a year.

#2026BingoCard
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Say what you will about Mr. Krabs being cheap. Squidward is a HOME OWNER living on a single income working full time as a cashier at a fast food restaurant. Meaning Mr. Krabs seemingly provides his employees a good living wage for "entry level" positions.
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I just discovered my partner has nothing to wear in the event of a "Nowhere to wear it" party because he wears everything he owns at least a few times a year. I know this should be a green flag but it feels like such a giant red flag to me.
a man says something seems really sketchy about this while wearing a sweater
Alt: A character from Schitts Creek saying "something seems really sketchy about this" and looking suspicious.
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Now that I have a kindergartener, I'm starting to understand why parents do those seemingly pointless half day camps during summer and school breaks. This kid has morphed into a chaos demon hellbent on destroying the house.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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This isn’t about Democrats or Republicans—it’s about protecting victims. Spare me the partisan games.

Right is right, wrong is wrong. If you believe in law and order, you should want every trafficker and enabler exposed so survivors can finally get the justice they deserve.
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This year's $20 Dollar Tree Thanksgiving Dinner looks excellent! Sharing for anyone who may need an affordable and delicious option this holiday season.
I always appreciate the thought she puts into these wonderful dinners.
$20 Dollar Tree Thanksgiving...Can I Top Last Year’s Dinner?
YouTube video by Dollar Tree Dinners
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM