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Never mind.
Love pierced nipples and snakebites, they're very sexy surprisingly they're quite rare these days.
That holy water burns like a motherfucker
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i’m moving and saving up for the u-haul, which is $500. dm me on telegram for 20% off premade vids over $20 or to buy custom vids!!

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December 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
@susanmaria.bsky.social thanks for getting me through some hellish shifts ❤️
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
3 more hours and this night shift is over. Already 9.5 hours in but it feels like 9 years
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
2 more nightshifts 😴
December 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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💯
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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BREAKING: The Epstein Files Are Being Laundered — Trump’s DOJ Will NOT Release The Full Epstein Files Today
open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...
BREAKING: The Epstein Files Are Being Laundered — Trump’s DOJ Will NOT Release The Full Epstein Files Today
A court order. A bipartisan law. And a DOJ pretending none of it applies to Trump.
open.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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chicks rock
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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"Pete, you strike the second the Epstein Files are released and you keep killing and blowing things up until Americans stop talking about those files. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Have a hot teen bring me a Diet Coke."
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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ladies, we have a duty to prevent prostate cancer. 🫡
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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War crimes cover up underway.
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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For real
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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He did everything he possibly could to overturn the election & stay in power - threatening his VP, Govs & Secs of States, organizing a mob to storm the Capitol. He knew if he ordered a military coup they would’ve refused & he would’ve been tried for treason. That’s why he left.
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 79th day out of the last 91.

The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.

It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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What number day is this by now?
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Wtf
October 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM