Annie
@squeezingparrots.bsky.social
“You are what you eat,” that’s funny, I don’t remember eating a clown.
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 AM
“You are what you eat,” that’s funny, I don’t remember eating a clown.
Where do I go to trade in my nervous system? I’ve got too many miles on this one.
January 8, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Where do I go to trade in my nervous system? I’ve got too many miles on this one.
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Big Oil spent nearly $100M to get Trump elected in 2024.
Now Trump is returning the favor, giving them advance notice of his Venezuela attack and sending their stocks skyrocketing by promising them control of the country's oil reserves.
This is what oligarchy looks like.
Now Trump is returning the favor, giving them advance notice of his Venezuela attack and sending their stocks skyrocketing by promising them control of the country's oil reserves.
This is what oligarchy looks like.
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Big Oil spent nearly $100M to get Trump elected in 2024.
Now Trump is returning the favor, giving them advance notice of his Venezuela attack and sending their stocks skyrocketing by promising them control of the country's oil reserves.
This is what oligarchy looks like.
Now Trump is returning the favor, giving them advance notice of his Venezuela attack and sending their stocks skyrocketing by promising them control of the country's oil reserves.
This is what oligarchy looks like.
A country that does not guarantee healthcare to all its citizens is not a first world country no matter how much you want to pretend it is.
January 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
A country that does not guarantee healthcare to all its citizens is not a first world country no matter how much you want to pretend it is.
Better days are coming, but we have to fight like hell to get there.
January 5, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Better days are coming, but we have to fight like hell to get there.
Bluesky is the only social media platform that doesn't give me secondhand brain damage
December 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Bluesky is the only social media platform that doesn't give me secondhand brain damage
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Interesting how one single day with a dew point in the 40s restores my will to live
July 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Interesting how one single day with a dew point in the 40s restores my will to live
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Someone prove this wrong.
July 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Someone prove this wrong.
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i LOVE jesus. im obsessed with the guy. turned him into a skin suit and wear him walking around my town
May 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i LOVE jesus. im obsessed with the guy. turned him into a skin suit and wear him walking around my town
This email could have been an inside thought that you kept to yourself
May 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This email could have been an inside thought that you kept to yourself
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id be so good at being a blob
April 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
id be so good at being a blob
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I miss when there was only like one news. now every day there are roughly 80 newses. it’s too many in my opinion.
February 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I miss when there was only like one news. now every day there are roughly 80 newses. it’s too many in my opinion.
Starting a trade war and crashing the economy to own the libs
March 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Starting a trade war and crashing the economy to own the libs
An unstoppable force (the unrelenting demands of capitalism) meets an immovable object (me pressing snooze 6 times)
February 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
An unstoppable force (the unrelenting demands of capitalism) meets an immovable object (me pressing snooze 6 times)
When I said I want to move to a remote island in the middle of nowhere, this is what I meant.
February 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
When I said I want to move to a remote island in the middle of nowhere, this is what I meant.
Every time I read the comments on any Facebook post I take +10 IQ damage
February 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Every time I read the comments on any Facebook post I take +10 IQ damage
Kinda fruity but ok
February 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Kinda fruity but ok
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But Hillary Clinton had a private server.
February 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
But Hillary Clinton had a private server.
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Inducing economic collapse to own the libs.
February 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Inducing economic collapse to own the libs.
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With the intention of validation rather than doomerism:
This is all really happening.
It is as bad as you think.
You’re not crazy.
But you’re also not alone.
We’ll get through this together somehow, but the country will likely look very different.
This is all really happening.
It is as bad as you think.
You’re not crazy.
But you’re also not alone.
We’ll get through this together somehow, but the country will likely look very different.
January 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
With the intention of validation rather than doomerism:
This is all really happening.
It is as bad as you think.
You’re not crazy.
But you’re also not alone.
We’ll get through this together somehow, but the country will likely look very different.
This is all really happening.
It is as bad as you think.
You’re not crazy.
But you’re also not alone.
We’ll get through this together somehow, but the country will likely look very different.
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The joke is on us.
January 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The joke is on us.
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It’s kind of hard to watch all of the worst people win and prosper, isn’t it?
January 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It’s kind of hard to watch all of the worst people win and prosper, isn’t it?