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ja morant anytime someone calls a timeout
April 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
imagine if you will, a club for penguins
April 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
would a loving god create the canada goose?
March 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
naz reid you go ahead and score when you’re good and ready
February 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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David Lynch proof that if you smoke enough cigarettes you can make some of the greatest american art of the modern era and still live to 78. RIP legend
January 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
trade julius randle for air bud
January 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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He also has the best gun.
January 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
trying to S rank the whole armored core campaign for the plat trophy
December 31, 2024 at 8:17 PM
flying high on borrowed wings
December 31, 2024 at 6:41 PM
me: alexa what’s the temperature outside?

alexa: it’s 36 degrees, also i can predict the exact time and place of your final mortal breath, but would you like to try?
December 27, 2024 at 6:12 PM
make vincent cassel the new james bond you cowards
December 20, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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just opened Animal Crossing for the first time in two years and they were having a funeral for me
December 19, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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Something cool about the Vikings is how they've won nearly all of their games
December 17, 2024 at 4:14 AM
if the timberwolves lose it just means wolves twitter didn’t perform enough witchcraft that night
December 14, 2024 at 6:10 AM
there’s something about the writing in season 6 of better call saul that just makes me mad. brilliant show but it feels like an imitation of vince’s style rather than the real thing.
December 14, 2024 at 6:03 AM
melatonin gummies are great because every night before bed you get to have a little candy
December 13, 2024 at 7:20 AM
December 11, 2024 at 6:42 PM
if you’re in a work meeting and the organizer doesn’t join after 5 minutes you get to go home for the day
December 11, 2024 at 4:32 PM
my attempt at an all-breaking bad basketball team
December 9, 2024 at 10:03 PM
go-go-gadget alcoholism!
December 8, 2024 at 2:24 AM
hmmm this wine has notes of josh
December 8, 2024 at 2:19 AM
last four friday
December 6, 2024 at 2:53 PM
america needs to bring back smoking on airplanes and hanging out with the pilots mid flight
December 6, 2024 at 2:12 AM