Scott Robbins
srscottrobbins.bsky.social
Scott Robbins
@srscottrobbins.bsky.social
Software Engineer. I do a little bit of this...little bit of that...
Communication in larger businesses would be so much better if acronyms weren’t allowed to be used.
March 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Why did nobody tell me that when you get “Director” in your title every software vendor on earth will spam you with messages and phone calls?

I think I have to delete my LinkedIn
January 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Reposted by Scott Robbins
You see games very differently when you start making them.

From a player's perspective: Mario travels across the Mushroom Kingdom!

From a dev's perspective: Mario is banished from the universe when he touches a flagpole. A perfect Mario clone is birthed and dropped into level 2.
January 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Reposted by Scott Robbins
Man Lies About Having Seen Any Movies At All To Impress Friends
Man Lies About Having Seen Any Movies At All To Impress Friends
CHICAGO—Insisting that he thought what he had seen was great despite his complete lack of experience with the visual art form, local man Nick Tyler reportedly lied Monday about having seen any movies ...
theonion.com
January 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Reposted by Scott Robbins
not enough rap songs about your grocery store suddenly changing their layout
January 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Reading swift code after not looking at it for a year or so makes my head hurt.

So many symbols, macros and other compiler magic...
January 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Reposted by Scott Robbins
In my hands is a signed copy of Halo 3. Looking up, Bill Gates is smiling at me. Everybody in Best Buy is smiling.

I take off my Oculus. I am back in the retirement home. Nobody has visited me for 12 years. I put back on the Oculus.

I hold Halo 3. Everybody in Best Buy is smiling.
December 20, 2024 at 1:24 PM