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Three goblins in a poorly fitting skin suit.
Pinned
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@st-james.bsky.social
· Sep 24
𝑱𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔 𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒅𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖
Sir, please take your communion wafer and sit down
Sir, please take your communion wafer and sit down
Watching Mr Bean in Spanish, learning so much tbh
January 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Watching Mr Bean in Spanish, learning so much tbh
Well why didn't he have a gun with him?
Charlie Kirk, a right-wing influencer who is a close ally of President Trump, was shot in the neck on Wednesday while speaking at a campus event at Utah Valley University. Follow updates here. nyti.ms/4gokLkW
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Well why didn't he have a gun with him?
Going to the bar and getting a suicide beer
May 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Going to the bar and getting a suicide beer
American Pope in Vatican City (1981)
May 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
American Pope in Vatican City (1981)
Slapping my "I Malörted" sticker on my rear windshield like a marathon "26.2" decal
May 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Slapping my "I Malörted" sticker on my rear windshield like a marathon "26.2" decal
Broth, Brother, but no Brothest. Convenient
April 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Broth, Brother, but no Brothest. Convenient
Imagine if they hit the second tower first
April 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Imagine if they hit the second tower first
This meat's been cured? Idk man looks pretty dead to me
April 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This meat's been cured? Idk man looks pretty dead to me
Is Elon trying to sext me?
February 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Is Elon trying to sext me?
Dammit, you quadrupled the quadrupeds
February 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Dammit, you quadrupled the quadrupeds
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I saw a cop truck today. Also known as a cuck
February 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I saw a cop truck today. Also known as a cuck
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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You can achieve Severance if your innie drinks enough.
January 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You can achieve Severance if your innie drinks enough.
*our dog burrowing under the bedsheets*
My wife: she's going under cover
My wife: she's going under cover
January 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
*our dog burrowing under the bedsheets*
My wife: she's going under cover
My wife: she's going under cover
You know what they say, happy husband, happy lusband
January 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You know what they say, happy husband, happy lusband
Big whoop, me too
This robot vacuum has legs
This Dreame robot vacuum has legs
Step by step.
buff.ly
January 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Big whoop, me too
I have a superiority complex but I haven't lost a sock in the dryer in at least 5 years so I've kind of earned it
December 28, 2024 at 6:32 AM
I have a superiority complex but I haven't lost a sock in the dryer in at least 5 years so I've kind of earned it
I know I can't donate my body to science, but I can at least drop it off in a limbs recycling bin in the parking lot of a Kroger
November 23, 2024 at 2:14 AM
I know I can't donate my body to science, but I can at least drop it off in a limbs recycling bin in the parking lot of a Kroger
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[i arrive in hell]
satan: welcome
me: thanks what's with the fork lol
satan: it's a pitchfork shut up
me: ooo i'm so scared what are u gonna do eat a big salad lmao
satan:
me:
satan:
[i arrive in super hell]
satan: welcome
me: thanks what's with the fork lol
satan: it's a pitchfork shut up
me: ooo i'm so scared what are u gonna do eat a big salad lmao
satan:
me:
satan:
[i arrive in super hell]
November 20, 2024 at 10:05 PM
[i arrive in hell]
satan: welcome
me: thanks what's with the fork lol
satan: it's a pitchfork shut up
me: ooo i'm so scared what are u gonna do eat a big salad lmao
satan:
me:
satan:
[i arrive in super hell]
satan: welcome
me: thanks what's with the fork lol
satan: it's a pitchfork shut up
me: ooo i'm so scared what are u gonna do eat a big salad lmao
satan:
me:
satan:
[i arrive in super hell]
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[through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth?
April 28, 2023 at 11:25 PM
[through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth?