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🎄Stacia SilverBells 🎄
@staciasilverweb.bsky.social
Spooky bitch from Scrobbesbyrigscīr, but occasional Cestrian.
Currently listening to Jazzy Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds & reckon on this becoming a Christmas Day tradition.
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This is how the day is going.
December 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Calamity Jane is on the telly. Christmas may begin.
December 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Ok, so I just gave someone a guitar lesson over the internet like it's 2006 or something. So if that's something you'd be interested in, I can do that now too.

New Year, new skills?

DMs are open for enquiries. The first one is free, like a drug dealer from an eighties cartoon.
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’m having a lie in with Davies 💞
December 22, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Invented a new Christmas Drinking Game.

Every time you open a reel that begins with the words “Did you know that if you….” then you, erm, drink.

Moral of this story, put your fucking phone down a bit more often, unless you really like getting pissed.
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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I was feeding the rabbit earlier and these said I looked fabulous and squeezed my bum.
December 12, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Got an email from the vet wishing us a ‘Merry Petsmas’.
We pay the fuckers far too much to be subjected to that shit
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
EOY Gig List, 2025

Pigsx7 & The Courettes were my faves (and Goat at Psych Fest).

1) Pigsx7 - March
2) Acid Mother’s Temple - May
3) The Courettes - August
4) Manchester Psych - August
5) Kurangbin - August
6) Jackie O-Motherfucker - September
7) Amyl & the Sniffers - October
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I’m so tired, I can’t even be arsed to overthink.
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Swapped my facial serum tonight. This one smells like burnt plastic and regret. Last night’s was a delightful marriage of curry powder and fox piss.
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Next door’s washing machine is on its spin cycle.
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Show me a picture on your phone, that has your energy and which isn’t a selfie.
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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There's an episode in Blackadder 3 where Edmond uses made-up words to convince Samual Johnson that he's missed stuff from his dictionary. I have been using these same words in work meetings and reports for decades without ever being challenged on their authenticity.
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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All come all ye faithful to my little shoppe 💘🎄🐦
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December 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Never apologize for treating your dog like a baby. In a world that forces you to be tough, having a creature that lets you be soft, nurturing, and vulnerable is a blessing. You are lucky if one loves you, you are luckier still if you love each other.
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Made a pie. Used some leftover pastry to fashion what I hoped would look like holly leaves. Instead I have unintentionally adorned my pie with tiny todgers.
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Every time the dude across the way goes out, the retina splitting lights of his penis extension truck, shine directly into my lounge, momentarily plunging me into the Carousel scene from Logan’s Run and causing high anxiety.

The utter shit cunt.
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
“They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. And add some extra, just for you.”
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Woke up feeling festive, so I decided to watch Children of the Corn.
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I’ve just woken up from my two sleeps. My menopause is ensuring that I’m bringing that medieval custom, ryte the fucke backe.
December 7, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Tiny tree is up, complete with my tiny Friendo @vimtotime.bsky.social 💞
December 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Tulip Stairs Queen's House, Greenwich, London.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Post something pink
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM