Anyway, this video is how we learned that our humidifier was turned off and also leaky, which explained why the hygrometers I had placed around the house were telling me that our humidity was hovering at an itchy 20% despite our home system being set to 45%.

My partner and I just moved into a house, the first detached house either of us have lived in since our childhoods. And there's SO much about home maintenance that is a) constantly evolving and modernizing b) people expect you to just KNOW.

Ran across this a while ago, don't know who to attribute it to but "'All due respect,' is a wonderful expression because it doesn't actually specify how much respect is actually due. Could be none."

The disgusting hubris of these rich dickheads is so obnoxious because so many of the emails literally say “hello my best friend in pedophile, when are we meeting up to do more pedophilia on the island of trafficked children.”

Just need the dust to settle in other parts of my life, and then I can sit down with my boss and be like, "Can my introverted ass present this at our next department meeting of 130+ people? I promise not to pass out cold."

If I say, "No, honey, don't let me have it, we do not need to buy every shiny thing I see, I'm a fucking magpie." Too late. I loved it, so he loves it for me.

... It IS really pretty, though ...

Sorry, but, I don't make "$100 per clothing item is nothing to worry about" kind of money. I just don't. And the number of plus-sized clothing brands in Canada seems to shrink every year.