Alice
@starinthetitle.bsky.social
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Nerd, artist, proud Library Assistant, absolute homosexual. High femme, low stress. Books, baking, and Babylon 5. Milf-obsessed, dissociating weirdo.
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starinthetitle.bsky.social
Pinterest out here offering me solutions to problems that not only did I not know I had, but couldn't even have conceived of existing before seeing this five seconds ago
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ethanlandes.bsky.social
The UK is within spitting distance of having more murders portrayed annually on TV shows and movies set in the country than occur in real life
michaelhobbes.bsky.social
It's so incredible how low homicide rates are in Europe. The UK, with a population of 70 million people, had fewer than 600 murders in 2023.
www.connexionfrance.com/news/double-...
starinthetitle.bsky.social
Tragically I’m now like an animal raised in captivity that can’t be released into the wild…no longer able to fend for myself outside of the library environment…

I do actually love my job, I just wish I was paid about twice as much to do it 🤷‍♀️
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brynnester.bsky.social
Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend
starinthetitle.bsky.social
the median UK salary is around about £35k these days, which is so often used to show the stagnation of wages and how shit the economy is, but unfortunately always just makes me think 'fuck me what couldn't I do with 35k a year'
starinthetitle.bsky.social
my least favourite genre of information to read is "You may think that [insert job here] makes loads of money, but actually the average salary is only [insert amount that's at least double my annual wage] and most of them are just scraping by!!"

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starinthetitle.bsky.social
nah, it's a corner desk of similar size, but it's actually one of the few pieces of furniture I own that isn't IKEA...can't recall where I bought it from though, it might have been second hand?
starinthetitle.bsky.social
got a new computer monitor stand and my desk is now soooo organised, I’ve never known peace and contentment like this 😌
starinthetitle.bsky.social
I’ve never seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
hannahfearn.bsky.social
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
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thellamagod.bsky.social
Or, OR, alternatively they could actually take a look at what is it that's actually being protested, and have a little think about why maybe protesters feel so strongly about it. But then that would require them to remember that they're meant to serve the public, not act as our unchallenged masters.
starinthetitle.bsky.social
me and my bestie deluding ourselves about the lottery as we do every week 🙏
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tobestewart.bsky.social
One of the best things about living in the UK is, you’re never more than hour away from being able to drive into the sea
starinthetitle.bsky.social
sadly and resignedly changing the name of my email folder from 'Moving House 2025' to 'Moving House 2026'
starinthetitle.bsky.social
I live in the UK so I don’t have health insurance! I don’t want to bother the NHS with something so minor though
starinthetitle.bsky.social
it grinds my gears because although varicose veins are fairly common, everything says they’re usually caused by sitting too long/sedentary lifestyles and if there’s ONE THING about my shitty unhealthy lifestyle you cannot accuse me of, it’s being sedentary, I am moving literally non stop all day
starinthetitle.bsky.social
really hate it when the varicose vein in my leg gives me trouble because a) it hurts and b) it’s such an embarrassingly old lady problem to have 😩
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thornwolf.bsky.social
I hope I live long enough to see the pendulum swing back to kindness and hope because I just can't fathom how this level of hatred and selfishness is sustainable.
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badambulist.bsky.social
just privatise one more industry bro. i promise bro just one more industry and we’ll have achieved capitalist equilibrium and prices will come down. it’s just one more industry bro. please
avdeggar.bsky.social
The wheel spins as it should.
Britain has the highest energy prices on Earth.
starinthetitle.bsky.social
sometimes it feels like time is really running out for me to win the lottery and become a professional cellist, my lifelong dream
starinthetitle.bsky.social
forgot to add ‘snuggle in a blanket with a fluffy little cat’ to the list but obviously it’s another key autumnal activity
starinthetitle.bsky.social
haha I didn’t notice that, curse that autocorrect 😆
starinthetitle.bsky.social
🎵hoa how hoa hoaaaa🎵