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Toby 🇵🇸

@tobestewart.bsky.social

7.5K followers 290 following 2.6K posts

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · Nov 21

If this app doesn’t work I’m going back to ruining my life locally

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 1d

What’s the opposite of monetising your Bluesky account? Anyway, I’ve done that

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 19d

According to my research you can fuck off

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not one to brag but I “couldn’t be more wrong”

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 2d

With Mary, mother of Our Lord, speaking as many as 193 words in the Bible, any suggestion women are overlooked by Christianity is atheist propaganda

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 3d

You can take some solace in the fact that your reply is very “this season”

Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 3d

Heading to church this Sunday? It’s mainly wine and crackers, so bring your own cheese

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 3d

I hate to use superlatives about my own creativity but this post, without any doubt, is my most recent

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 3d

As a Christian I don’t own an air-fryer, preferring to crucify my food instead

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17d

Spent the day posting "do better" under photos of people's kids on Facebook

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 21d

If you have enough nervous energy you don't need an electric toothbrush.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 27d

omfg Brenda I fucked your husband as a joke calm down

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 4d

How long does Viagra last? I’ve been badly let down by public transport

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 4d

call me old fashioned but I’m against nazis

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 4d

[*Waking up alone again*]

“Oh the monotoby!”

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 4d

Up early to fit in all the regret

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 5d

ⓘ This user supports avoiding people

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 5d

but listen, I'm too dumb for Mastodon

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 5d

Lost 9 months of data at work, or, as some pedant put it, left the baby in HR

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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 7d

A remake of Casper, the Friendly Ghost, in which we find out his parents were anti-vaxxers.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 6d

Christopher Walken in The Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 6d

Paul McCartney: *dies*

Ringo Starr: “The Beatles are reforming”

Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 6d

Lost my reading glasses yesterday! You could probably tell by my boosts

Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 7d

“Some of your posts look remarkably similar”, you say? It’s called “science”, dumbass

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 7d

Just found out that Bluesky is all about connecting with others and I am livid

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 8d

I’m always impressed when I see American women posting. I’d be too angry to type

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