Steve Suckington
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
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Stealer of lighters Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
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stevesuckington.bsky.social
jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
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riversidecasino.bsky.social
My grandma who died in 2003 may have said inappropriate things but let’s get one thing clear. She was born in 1909. Times were different then. She was really old. A really old racist bitch. Anyway, the bingo room opens at 5pm tomorrow.
stevesuckington.bsky.social
Just be weird and have fun with it and don’t have expectations
stevesuckington.bsky.social
I can’t go down this rabbit hole
stevesuckington.bsky.social
wtf there are vultures that eat bones?
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stonedeva.bsky.social
[being put on a blocklist called deeply unfunny]

awww... they think I'm deep
stevesuckington.bsky.social
call me old fashioned but I’m against nazis
stevesuckington.bsky.social
ME: whew, i finally forgot about the cross eyed bear that i gave to you

ALANIS MORISSETTE: lol not so fast
stevesuckington.bsky.social
someone making a point: …

me: that makes sense

that same person making that same point but they’re wearing birkenstocks: …

me: (scrunching face) ehhh
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
DMV Worker: Stop staring at your phone while I take your driver's license photo

Guy: But this is how I look when I drive
stevesuckington.bsky.social
keep fighting the good fight!
stevesuckington.bsky.social
I haven’t been paying attention. Did we ever rule out Ted Cruz as the zodiac killer?
stevesuckington.bsky.social
more like Steve Lostflacid boom did it
stevesuckington.bsky.social
What the fuck Andy? I need a pic
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slaughthie.bsky.social
The first known skin care routine in human history was a popular trend called dying at 42
stevesuckington.bsky.social
How much to name it slaughthie?
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises
stevesuckington.bsky.social
dammit Eli i forgot that song even exists until you reminded me
stevesuckington.bsky.social
being a kid rock fan doesn’t automatically make you a piece of shit but it does push your application to the front of the line
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tweetpotato314.bsky.social
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
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kissabix.bsky.social
Grandad: I'm appalled that people film awful situations instead of helping

Me:*takes deep breath*
It's time for me to explain choke fucking