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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 9h

Closing my eyes and hoping for the best at every four way stop

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · Aug 7

I saw a bright light and awoke in a sterile white room. i couldn't move. an un-marmot figure hovered above me manipulating my body with strange devices. i swear i'm not making this up. it happened.

bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · Aug 7

wash marmot

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 1d

Introducing myself as an ethical monogamist to ethical non monogamists just to see how it goes

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 21d

You arrive at the coffee shop, 7:30am on the dot as the mysterious note you found on your bedside table instructed. To complete the final task you call out “Boobert? Is there a Boobert here?” Everyone’s eyes shift to you and in perfect unison they all say “yes”

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 1d

Going to the bathroom. Not to pee just to be.

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 7d

$0.40

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 14d

WARDEN: and for your last meal?

ME: everlasting gobstopper

WARDEN: son of a

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 9d

I’ll give you a dollar if you name your kid lewferd

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 9d

[mid sob] thanks for coming to my ted tak

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 9d

Please excuse me while I experience this emotion

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 10d

I’ll let you guys have a great day

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 12d

Did u buy a blue car bc ur sad?

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 21d

Doctor please, my homies, they’re sick

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Sep 4

Please stop inviting me to exotic islands and hunting me for sport. It’s mean and it hurts my feelings

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 21d

You arrive at the coffee shop, 7:30am on the dot as the mysterious note you found on your bedside table instructed. To complete the final task you call out “Boobert? Is there a Boobert here?” Everyone’s eyes shift to you and in perfect unison they all say “yes”

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 27d

Why everyone is honking at me is none of my business

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · 28d

[listening to a love song] this can’t be right

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · Sep 4

This post brought to you by my wet wet eggs

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · Sep 4

My favorite thing about the common refrigerated egg is if you leave it out it gets condensation. There’s just something about a wet egg

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · Sep 2

This is me with Marlboro reds

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · Sep 1

Not a single link dropped :(

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · Sep 1

suppress m’yearnings doc

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · Nov 22

just for once it would be nice if i could meditate on the summit of a mountain without falcons nesting on my shoulders while an art class paints my portrait

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · Aug 31

If anyone has a good recipe for a good recipe that I can use for my recipe please let me in

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Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social · Aug 13

It’s always wednesday never howsday

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