Greg Stark
starksy.bsky.social
Greg Stark
@starksy.bsky.social
I've returned
Is ISIS TERRORIST SCUM better or worse than the scum he wished Merry Christmas to?
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Yeah, there’s a creature stirring, my cat, who works third shift
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
was just visited by the ghosts of REDACTED, REDACTED and REDACTED
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Can we just all agree that Die Hard is a Christmas movie now and let it rest? I didn’t have to see the 100 posts on social media about the breaking news of a hostage situation in Nakatomi Plaza tonight

We can all say yippee-ki-ay in this country again
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
If we all agree that Die Hard is a Christmas movie, can we agree to ease up on the references on social media next year. It got old the first three times I saw “there’s a hostage situation, etc.” tonight
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Reposted by Greg Stark
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Bari Weiss will be visited by the ghosts of Mike Wallace, Morley Safer and Ed Bradley tonight

Followed by Murder …….. She Wrote
December 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m sure it would be too much to ask to have Will Stein sneak a couple of these guys on the plane to Lexington
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
CATS not dead yet
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Jake Paul getting REDACTED
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Was an Indiana-Alabama Rose Bowl in Biff’s almanac? Was the 12-team playoff in there?
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I feel like ESPN hasn’t really shown DeBoer/mentioned him much tonight? Just saw the back of his head as they went to timeout
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Reposted by Greg Stark
I haven’t seen Alabama come out flat like this since THE LAST GAME THEY PLAYED WHICH FOR SOME REASON THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF COMMITTEE PRETENDED DID NOT HAPPEN
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hey the sheriff from those Dr Pepper commercials is gonna pick the game (and before anyone comments…yeah I know lol)
December 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Reposted by Greg Stark
well, this guy is in real trouble
December 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A lot of sources are saying Greg Biffle and his family were on the plane. CNN is only saying there were 6 fatalities and someone connected with NASCAR was on the plane.

Either way, it’s another tragic event in what has been a dark, awful week.
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hey, Memphis/Vandy going to OT if you want to watch something actually compelling. ESPN2
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
So when I think about Pat Summerall, I think about him doing PBP on one of the early Sega NFL games (I don’t think it was a Madden game, but I could be wrong). Anyway, I don’t know if he was still on the sauce or in a literal coma but it was some of the most monotone shit ever
December 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Area Man Receives Nearly-Universal Condemnation In Celebrating Murder Of Well-Liked Public Figure
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Reposted by Greg Stark
Rob Reiner belongs in the Pantheon of America's greatest directors, remembered in the same category as Spielberg, Coppola (both), Scorcese, Lee, Kubrick, the Coens, Bigelow, etc. Chances are, one (or many more) of his films are in your Top 10. 💔
No titles necessary and in no particular order: 1/9
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
coming down with a case of that Derangement Syndrome…do I take Benadryl or Advil for it
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I was like, “just fucking sit this one out, man”

but nope
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Reposted by Greg Stark
Rob Reiner had a hand in writing, producing, directing, knowing a guy, pairing up talents, punching up a script on the down low, doing a cameo for like so much of the funniest shit coming out of Hollywood the last 50 years. His influence is seen everywhere
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
So from what I understand, the crime scene has sat inside for 6 hours without investigators looking at it because they haven’t obtained a search warrant? I understand protocol, but I figured double homicide even on a Sunday would expedite things
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM