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stede zissou

@stedezissou.bsky.social

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hello i'm K-K ° i write ofmd AUs ° Ohio USA 30s ☠️💙☠️ i love the hit television series our flag means death ☠️💜☠️ CartoonMayor on ao3 | zombee on tumblr

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stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · Apr 10

Our Flag Means Death fanfiction by CartoonMayor

ao3 profile: archiveofourown.org/users/CartoonMayor

backdrop is a stained, stereotypical treasure map. Text is bright pink and reads "Our Flag Means Death fanfiction by CartoonMayor"

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stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 16h

because he ships gentlebeard

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stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 17h

same creator same universe you're spot on 😂 the hellaverse!

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

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stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 1d

i am writing one of the funniest fics of my career. you're either going to love it or hate it. and it's all thanks to @shaney4prez.bsky.social and @margareets.bsky.social

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stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 2d

two men wearing headphones are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying hi gay .

ALT: two men wearing headphones are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying hi gay .

media.tenor.com

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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 3d

quoth the raven, "boo, you whore"

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stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 4d

someone said i look like Ace Ventura in this shirt which honestly fair

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Judy #LongLiveOFMD 💔 @judysoranges.bsky.social · 4d

I saw this at my dads VA home the other day & my smutty mind did a double take thinking it was @stedezissou.bsky.social The Prince & the Pirate fic

archiveofourown.org/works/522368...

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stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 4d

omg i will pay real money for a commission of this as ed and stede 😭

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 4d

miss youuuu

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 4d

Rhys in Indianapolis crew 🍊🏴‍☠️💙💜

a group of gay pirates on a rooftop bar in Indianapolis

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mahnah 🌌 |✨️Comms open✨️ @mahnah.bsky.social · 5d

Gonna start off strong with this trans Ed and his kitty Kirby as I go to the Art Trail tonight 💛

#ofmd #ofmdfanart

Fanart of trans Ed and his orange tabby cat Kirby, enjoying their mental health walk in the park on a beautiful sunny and cloudy day. They are wearing matching purple galaxy skirts and teal friendship bracelets. Kirby's harness is also a dark purple with hearts, along with Ed's socks, knee brace and coffin earrings. Ed's wearing a black crop top with lilac flowers for the nipples, with his hair up inna high ponytail, wearing also his peral necklace and has his blue earphones in. His is also carrying a big tote that's tan with red accents, covered in a Kirby pin, shark pin, T4T pin, mushroom pin, orange mermaid tail pin and a trans flag pin. He is also holding a his boba drink in the other hand and holding Kirby's leash with the other.

The background there is a huge lush tree to the right with nraches extended above Ed. A few orange flower bushes with bees around them are to the left with lil white flowers lining the curb. Further back is rolling hills with pink flowers decorating it. Fluffy white clouds fill up the sky. Leaves are gently blowing in the wind. Both Ed and Kirby look very happy and living their best lives.

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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️ COMMS OPEN 🎨✨ @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 6d

And so a kink is born 🔥 🚒 🚨 💦 Happy Kinktober, crew!

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard

Comic page of the season 2 episode episode 5 when Stede tries to act like a captain. In the first panel Stede is pointing a finger and saying "I'm your captain!", in the three following panels Ed goes from slightly concerned from totally horny babygirl.

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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you to the lovely folks who found and liked last year's #OFMDKinktober collab that I did with @stedezissou.bsky.social, reminding me 'tis the season for a reshare (and a reread)! 👀🥵
#OFMDnsfw #OFMDfanart #OFMDfic

GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · Oct 19

Originally for #OFMDKinktober day 10 (anonymous sex | marking/biting | "open up"), my collab with @stedezissou.bsky.social, also contains a nod to today's "stockings" prompt too

Fic 🔗 in comments ⬇️

#OFMD
#OFMDfanart
#OFMDnsfw

"Stede looks over his shoulder to see Ed take himself in hand, face crunched."

Younger (20s) Stede and Ed. Stede's eyes dart behind him, coy smile on his face, white shirt open wide, left shoulder peeking through as he grips the mattress, stockings still on and ass up for Ed. Ed is behind him, wearing nothing but Stede's purple cravat around his neck, left hand gripping Stede's lower back, right hand busy behind Stede.

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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · Aug 10

OLU MY SWEEEET OLU

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stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 7d

yes i did buy tickets to Rhys Darby on Saturday in Indianapolis so if you're going to be there HMU I'd love to see the piratesssss

there's a meetup before the show but I'll be there p much all day!

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Pola G 🦋 @polagblue.bsky.social · 7d

Jim and their mustache #inktobermustashe 🤫

A b&w sketch of Jim Jimenez with big black fake mustache, they are holding they finger up shushing 🤫

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Lis is writing you a lovely postcard 💌💙 @ghostalservice.bsky.social · 8d

The incredible @self-induljennt.bsky.social has made a fresh version of her gorgeous squssy stede art!!! GO TELL HER HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ would follow to the depths!!

(Read the fic series by @stedezissou.bsky.social and me: archiveofourown.org/works/43870300)

A tentacles Squssy!Stede reaching out a clawed hand to you

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stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 9d

ohoho that it DOES lis that it does

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 10d

my boyyys 😍

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LibRoseITM 🐈‍⬛ 👽 @libroseitm.bsky.social · 10d

Omg omg look at how cute this piece is that I commissioned from @lostinthebabylon.bsky.social 🥹🥹 I'm over the moon!!!

A line drawing of Stede from ofmd cradling a cat in his left arm. The cat is based on Ed Teach. Ed is curled up, slightly leaning into Stede's chest. He's extremely happy and cosy. Stede is scratching Ed's head and smiling.

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stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 13d

posting part 4 of my service top oral fixation stede series right before ao3 goes down

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stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 17d

where the things that could have been are repressed

rated E | 8k words

Ed and Stede from the Blood Under the Skin series do some wedding night roleplay (again).

archiveofourown.org/works/71187516

#ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard

a backdrop of red-tinted silk sheets on a bed with a rope with a knot in it below.

a screenshot of an archive of our own title and summary.

title: where the things that could have been are repressed

author: CartoonMayor

summary: he fearsome warlord Blackbeard has been captured. Prince Stede Bonnet is given to him as a sacrifice to suit his father the king's machinations. Their wedding night will be something neither of them forget.

~*~

Or, Blood Under the Skin sexy wedding night roleplay take 2.

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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 16d

Stede in Chappell Roan's pirate coat

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stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 16d

that's what stede said