We're gonna run a contest here on Bluesky!
Giving away a signed copy of the 7" with Car Seat Headrest's & The Beth's covers of Death Cab For Cutie songs to 4 lucky winners.

Rules for entry:
Must be following this account.
Must like & repost.

Winners will be announced May 1st.

i love putting chemicals in my body

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

I was afraid of this

i've gotta start buying pants that fit i can't keep putting my balls through this

Al Green trending in politics? Is Obama back in office?

if this flag offends you, ILL HELP YOU PACK

please, can you spare an oomfship? im new here...

they think im butthead i aint even beavis yet

so when jesus turns his blood into wine at his "last supper" its a miracle but when i do it at mine it's "over the legal limit"?

wet white hat contest I want to see all of your Beautiful Minds full of Knowledge

just posting all of my twitter drafts atp (at this point, that's slang for at this point for those who don't know)

"I stopped being good at math when they started adding letters" dude that was like seventh grade

baby names

boy: alto, tenor
girl: contrabassoon
gnc: Xylaphone

FBI agent trying to infiltrate a far-left online group: Marx and Engels are kind of like the original old man yaoi ship