[posting to Bluesky seconds before I enter the industrial juicer]

Gorek Vingoth thinks he can add me to the five billion gallons of tepid human slurry he will guzzle today.

Not only is it inhumane - it's illegal.

Hey Gorek - how about focusing on jobs rather than division?

[as I tumble naked, battered and bruised down a bloody conveyor belt to be minced into chum to sate the infinite hunger of Gorek Vingoth, The Galaxy Chomper] we could have avoided this if it wasn't for the Left's ridiculous purity tests

yeah everyone's "especially interested to hear from potential sacrifices from underrepresented backgrounds" until it actually matters

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Again, this is active collaboration between government and media to go back to stoking and fear hate against members of the public protesting the annihilation of the Gaza Strip. It is scum behaviour and it should be viewed with total withering contempt by everyone.

let that be a lesson to you

I meant physically strong, I'm tired of them beating me up

tbh she does kind of have that vibe

the use of the word "explains" is so annoying

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Doaa. Doaa is the mother of 3 children Omar, 10, Yasmine, 8 and Youseff, 4 but she primarily started this fundraiser to help her sister Amal who lost a husband and son and is trying to support her children Hiam, 13, Omar, 12 and Jawad, 7.

This is one of the last workspaces still functioning in all of Gaza, and it’s in the north where the IOF is focusing its ground invasion. And the kids are still coming for their exams, and the team is still helping them—to ground their community in the land and resist ethnic cleansing. Join in.

Went to see The Smashing Machine tonight; still can’t stop myself mentally adding “Gromit” to the end of the title

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

three moons tonight two of them screaming is that normal

hadn't considered this

has it ever been confirmed whether it's "Hoobas tank" - as in, a tank containing or belonging to Hoobas - or "Hooba stank" - as in, phwoar that is one stinking Hooba

Marge Simpson hmmmmmmmm noise

oh really? gross. in what capacity?