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Stephen L. Nowland
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Australian author, artist, graphic designer, game designer and general creative wizard-type person. Basically an Artguy™. Avid follower of world politics. Check out books2read.com/ap/8pwmBG/Stephen-L-Nowland for my novels!📍Sth Gippslandianite.
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Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"Classic Cars in the Outback", a mural I painted over the course of a couple of very cold winter months. Won't be doing that again 🙃 Enamel paint on 40 year old galvanized steel.
September 29, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Prez sure does make big decisions on a Two Week™ basis a lot. Totally not a sign of cognitive issues.
a woman is wearing a scarf and a jacket and says two weeks .
ALT: a woman is wearing a scarf and a jacket and says two weeks .
media.tenor.com
June 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks.
June 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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If you really want to drive the point home about how fucked up ICE is then people should start forcing Star Wars themes on ICE. Protesters should start playing the imperial march whenever ICE shows up and should also start dressing like the rebel alliance.
June 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Insomnia is when your body says sleep, but your brain says, “Let’s revisit every mistake you’ve made since 2015.”
May 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I don’t share this very often, but you guys deserve it.
May 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Eveyone & their brother is using ChatGPT to avoid doing the reading/homework & we’re all going to suffer bc of it.
May 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The real losers of tonight's debate are the millions of Australians forced to watch approximately fourteen hours of Trumpet of Patriots ads. #thegreatdebate
April 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
March 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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some ways to generate electricity

A) use sunlight to drive photosynthesis in plants, let plants die, wait ~100 million years, dig up fossilized plants, burn plants, use heat to boil water, use steam to drive a rotating turbine, use generator to make electrons

B) use sunlight to make electrons
January 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
January 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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the reason gen z doesn’t care at all about “china having their data” is because gen z knows that the US government has collected their online activity data since they were born
January 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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“Will pay any amount.”

Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.
January 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
"Strawberries in Light", my latest painting in which I practice lighting effects, and also strawberries.
January 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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People who laugh at a Tesla exploding are showing their ignorance of automotive engineering. This is a normal part of the development process, and the data gathered from the explosion will help Tesla to one day build a car that doesn’t explode
January 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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A passage from the Tao that’s frequently worth revisiting.
December 27, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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Christopher Nolan is making a movie about the Odyssey? Not sure how you can get 110 minutes out of a movie about a minivan, but I support risky artistic endeavors and can’t wait to see this one.
December 25, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Started the advanced planning work for my 12th novel last night with the intention of getting underway early next year. More sci-fi adventure on the way!
December 17, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Fun fact: "Absolutely" can be inserted into any sentence at any time for any reason and not only is it grammatically correct, it becomes 30% more awesome.
December 9, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Just met my neighbour who also happens to be a shy introvert. What followed was 27 seconds of hilariously awkward verbal fumbling. Will attempt again soon with better preparation. End transmission.
December 6, 2024 at 4:16 AM