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Stephanie 😬🦁🤷‍♀️
@stephuhneee.bsky.social
Your cat’s best friend.
Haven’t been here in months. Where are all the Taylor Swift shenanigans and can I join?
October 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A guy literally described the clientele and a local coffee shop as “people who looked like they all wanted to key a Tesla”.

Guess I should try this place out?
April 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Is it making other things up too? Please tell me it is.
Purple Isn’t Real, Science Says. Your Brain Is Just Making It Up.
You might say it’s just a pigment of your imagination
www.popularmechanics.com
April 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Penguins have had a tough week.
April 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
In my daughter’s darkest most sarcastic tone “ I’m thriving”.
April 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Me yesterday when Britney came in in Hot Topic
Sorry for what I did in aisle 3 when Return of the Mack came on
April 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
That damn penguin…
All it took was one disastrous Oval Office meeting...
April 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
As a mom- I am completely un-offended by Chappell Roan’s comments.

Motherhood is hard. Really hard. And saying that the mothering of young children is “hellish” is just real.

Some of us do it and some don’t. Stop condemning folks for now choosing to have kids.
April 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
You can pretend you are “just like me” all day long but at the end of the day if you are ok with abortion being illegal, trans people not having rights, and people being abducted for speaking their minds, we aren’t the same.
I'm tired of being mocked and hated because I'm a conservative woman | Opinion
In mainstream media, women like me are portrayed through a singular lens: Our conservative beliefs. As such, we are easy to hate, mock and scorn.
www.usatoday.com
April 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
When was the last time someone even bought tickets to a Kid Rock show?
April 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’m always so mad at myself for being tired at the end of a long day, like, how dare you for not having 100% sustained energy until the moment you hit the pillow and close your eyes.
April 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I met someone today.
March 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Love this trend. Here we go:
1. All The Small Things - Blink 182
2. What I Got- Sublime
3. YMCA- Village People
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Cover is blown Florida, immigrants were never taking your jobs were they? Now you want kids to work? Disgusting.
March 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Isn’t it funny that we “need” Greenland for international security but we can’t even get a handle of a group chat between cabinet members?
March 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What if you text the war plans to the wrong group chat?
March 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
They are a literal jump scare every morning.
Being a mom is a great way to end up with a drawer of teeth
March 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Pretty much my whole life.
The life of an introvert really just boils down to working up the energy to act like an extrovert, until you can go home and be comfortably introverted.
March 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I would like to apologize to all the pizzas who have sat on my seat without the warmer on.
of course I turn on the seat warmer for the pizza, I’m not a monster
March 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The home alone nap is better than all other naps.
March 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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what if everyone who doesn’t watch severance is just an outie version of someone who watches severance
March 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Thoughts on the Severance season finale without spoilers:

I’m not mad at Marc. Were we supposed to be mad at Marc?
March 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It is 100% ok to get excited about the small things and nothing else.
March 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM