Steven H. Maines™
@stevenmaines.bsky.social
Proud Dad | Doggie Dad | Tech Dad | Tractor Owner | Star Trek | Retired
*most posts are simply me documenting the goofy minutiae of my everyday life.
**no DM
*most posts are simply me documenting the goofy minutiae of my everyday life.
**no DM
Is it just me...or do any of you feel this is unhinged; deeply sick and wholly unwarranted?
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Is it just me...or do any of you feel this is unhinged; deeply sick and wholly unwarranted?
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?
My indicator.
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My indicator.
Delta Airlines.
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Delta Airlines.
"Well, if you must know it's because I didn't see the coat rack and, quite frankly, it's freezing in here. Can we bump up the thermostat?"
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"Well, if you must know it's because I didn't see the coat rack and, quite frankly, it's freezing in here. Can we bump up the thermostat?"
My take on Cape Neddick Lighthouse "Nubble Lighthouse".
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My take on Cape Neddick Lighthouse "Nubble Lighthouse".
First Lady Melania: "I’m working my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
First Lady Melania: "I’m working my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”
Pete: "I can't be everywhere. I was in a meeting during the second bombing of the boat. I'm a busy guy. You folks just sit in air conditioned offices."
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Pete: "I can't be everywhere. I was in a meeting during the second bombing of the boat. I'm a busy guy. You folks just sit in air conditioned offices."
Could you read line 3 for me.
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Could you read line 3 for me.
I WILL NOT be able to stop laughing when Hegseth gets booted from his Cabinet position.
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I WILL NOT be able to stop laughing when Hegseth gets booted from his Cabinet position.
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
We should start a GLOBAL campaign to notify the Peace Prize Committee that they should never consider Piggy. I'm not above begging "No!"
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
We should start a GLOBAL campaign to notify the Peace Prize Committee that they should never consider Piggy. I'm not above begging "No!"
Beneath the Planet of the Apes
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Beneath the Planet of the Apes
He's OK. Don't worry.
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
He's OK. Don't worry.
This dude always looks like he is trying to see out of the reading lens on his tri-focals. I bet his neck vertebrae are toast.
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This dude always looks like he is trying to see out of the reading lens on his tri-focals. I bet his neck vertebrae are toast.
Stand-by Mode. Someone jiggle the mouse or press the "any" key.
Maybe he's charging???
Maybe he's charging???
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Stand-by Mode. Someone jiggle the mouse or press the "any" key.
Maybe he's charging???
Maybe he's charging???
TrumpRX. Honestly looks like he's taking a dump.
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
TrumpRX. Honestly looks like he's taking a dump.
Diane Ladd (born Rose Diane Ladner; November 29, 1935 – November 3, 2025) was an American actress. She appeared in over 200 films and television shows.
She was 89.
She was 89.
November 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Diane Ladd (born Rose Diane Ladner; November 29, 1935 – November 3, 2025) was an American actress. She appeared in over 200 films and television shows.
She was 89.
She was 89.
I will cherish the extra hour forever. I will hold it close to my heart.
I will not take it for granted.
I will not take it for granted.
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I will cherish the extra hour forever. I will hold it close to my heart.
I will not take it for granted.
I will not take it for granted.
Don't worry. If we go to war with Venezuela this guy will be safe.
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Don't worry. If we go to war with Venezuela this guy will be safe.
This guy better watch out. He will be next.
November 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This guy better watch out. He will be next.