Steven H. Maines™
@stevenmaines.bsky.social
Proud Dad | Doggie Dad | Tech Dad | Tractor Owner | Star Trek | Retired
*most posts are simply me documenting the goofy minutiae of my everyday life.
**no DM
*most posts are simply me documenting the goofy minutiae of my everyday life.
**no DM
That would be cool.
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
That would be cool.
I used to be scared of our IT dude.
But then I discovered he was a decent guy with life goals that closely aligned with mine.
It is odd how we sometimes fear the unknown.
I'm writing a screenplay about it. 😁
But then I discovered he was a decent guy with life goals that closely aligned with mine.
It is odd how we sometimes fear the unknown.
I'm writing a screenplay about it. 😁
December 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I used to be scared of our IT dude.
But then I discovered he was a decent guy with life goals that closely aligned with mine.
It is odd how we sometimes fear the unknown.
I'm writing a screenplay about it. 😁
But then I discovered he was a decent guy with life goals that closely aligned with mine.
It is odd how we sometimes fear the unknown.
I'm writing a screenplay about it. 😁
Well Don Jr., Eric and Ivanka would have to risk ending the gravy train if they tried to rein him in.
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Well Don Jr., Eric and Ivanka would have to risk ending the gravy train if they tried to rein him in.
He is sick. Sick.
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
He is sick. Sick.
We have enough cleared land that - on that day - I will (tractor) mow...
"HALLE- FUCKIN-LUJAH"
...into the high grass.
"HALLE- FUCKIN-LUJAH"
...into the high grass.
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
We have enough cleared land that - on that day - I will (tractor) mow...
"HALLE- FUCKIN-LUJAH"
...into the high grass.
"HALLE- FUCKIN-LUJAH"
...into the high grass.
Dude is sick. Something, beyond what we already know, is going on with that fat fuck.
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dude is sick. Something, beyond what we already know, is going on with that fat fuck.
Born 1959. I have some memories. 😁
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Born 1959. I have some memories. 😁
He should also stop putting silver spoons up his ass? Or lead. Or asbestos. Sporks.
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
He should also stop putting silver spoons up his ass? Or lead. Or asbestos. Sporks.
Can I control the murderous replicants?
I have Android.
So, do we get this update??
I have Android.
So, do we get this update??
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Can I control the murderous replicants?
I have Android.
So, do we get this update??
I have Android.
So, do we get this update??
I wonder what Elon's DOGE involvement did to EV sales? 🤔😁
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I wonder what Elon's DOGE involvement did to EV sales? 🤔😁
I don't want to be grossed out any further. Huckabee????
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I don't want to be grossed out any further. Huckabee????
It's like he is releasing the coin back into the wild.
"Be free!"
"Be free!"
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It's like he is releasing the coin back into the wild.
"Be free!"
"Be free!"
Wasn't he somebody sometime?
December 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Wasn't he somebody sometime?
And she's a model. And she lives in Canada.
December 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
And she's a model. And she lives in Canada.
Remember when God made Eve from Adam's rib?
I want Mike to illustrate.
I want Mike to illustrate.
December 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Remember when God made Eve from Adam's rib?
I want Mike to illustrate.
I want Mike to illustrate.
I, for one, and glad we can now see brave household pets saving unattended infants from falling teevees. I had no idea it was epidemic. Those are real, right?
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I, for one, and glad we can now see brave household pets saving unattended infants from falling teevees. I had no idea it was epidemic. Those are real, right?
What's the saying about making your bed...yada, yada?
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
What's the saying about making your bed...yada, yada?
"All hat. So fuckin stupid."
(I think that's how the saying goes.)
(I think that's how the saying goes.)
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"All hat. So fuckin stupid."
(I think that's how the saying goes.)
(I think that's how the saying goes.)
$2.25 an inch????
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
$2.25 an inch????