Steven H. Maines™
@stevenmaines.bsky.social
Proud Dad | Doggie Dad | Tech Dad | Tractor Owner | Star Trek | Retired
*most posts are simply me documenting the goofy minutiae of my everyday life.
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*most posts are simply me documenting the goofy minutiae of my everyday life.
**no DM
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The White House is promising to announce a new healthcare plan "very soon." We've heard that one before...
December 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The White House is promising to announce a new healthcare plan "very soon." We've heard that one before...
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In a matter of a few years in the 1960s, Dick Van Dyke became a star on Broadway, television and the silver screen. n.pr/4j0ZTkT
Dick Van Dyke is turning 100! Here's how he danced into our lives
In a matter of a few years in the 1960s, Dick Van Dyke became a star on Broadway, television and the silver screen.
n.pr
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
In a matter of a few years in the 1960s, Dick Van Dyke became a star on Broadway, television and the silver screen. n.pr/4j0ZTkT
MTG is on MY PBS NEWSHOUR.
Make it stop!
That voice! I'll have to repaint the living room.
Make it stop!
That voice! I'll have to repaint the living room.
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
MTG is on MY PBS NEWSHOUR.
Make it stop!
That voice! I'll have to repaint the living room.
Make it stop!
That voice! I'll have to repaint the living room.
The bill for my annual property taxes is delayed so my annual spontaneous nose bleed will be delayed as well.
So. Yay.
So. Yay.
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The bill for my annual property taxes is delayed so my annual spontaneous nose bleed will be delayed as well.
So. Yay.
So. Yay.
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Okay. Our foster dog, The Professor (shelter name Bean), is up for adoption. He's cute as hell. Love having him around. He's in the office with me now. He's fun, weird, and very affectionate.
He IS a puppy, mind you. So he requires work, time, patience, and care.
www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
He IS a puppy, mind you. So he requires work, time, patience, and care.
www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
Bean D67096 is available for adoption at The Bond Between
Check out Bean D67096 or one of the other animals for adoption at The Bond Between
www.shelterluv.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Okay. Our foster dog, The Professor (shelter name Bean), is up for adoption. He's cute as hell. Love having him around. He's in the office with me now. He's fun, weird, and very affectionate.
He IS a puppy, mind you. So he requires work, time, patience, and care.
www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
He IS a puppy, mind you. So he requires work, time, patience, and care.
www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
As a 3D modeler and animator I have to offer a critique on S1E1 of "Sheriffs County".
The Subaru Outback could have bounced more on impact.
#sheriffs_country
The Subaru Outback could have bounced more on impact.
#sheriffs_country
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
As a 3D modeler and animator I have to offer a critique on S1E1 of "Sheriffs County".
The Subaru Outback could have bounced more on impact.
#sheriffs_country
The Subaru Outback could have bounced more on impact.
#sheriffs_country
Really though, does everybody love Raymond?
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Really though, does everybody love Raymond?
Mom: "You could use my burner phone for that."
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Mom: "You could use my burner phone for that."
First Lady Melania: "I’m working my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
First Lady Melania: "I’m working my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”
Pete: "I can't be everywhere. I was in a meeting during the second bombing of the boat. I'm a busy guy. You folks just sit in air conditioned offices."
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Pete: "I can't be everywhere. I was in a meeting during the second bombing of the boat. I'm a busy guy. You folks just sit in air conditioned offices."
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#Found: #EnglishBullTerrier in #London #N1 💂🐕
#DogsOfBluesky #EBT
Please share pals; her microchip is not registered to her owners, so she needs all the help she can get to be reunited with them 😟💙
www.doglost.co.uk/dog/201000
#DogsOfBluesky #EBT
Please share pals; her microchip is not registered to her owners, so she needs all the help she can get to be reunited with them 😟💙
www.doglost.co.uk/dog/201000
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
#Found: #EnglishBullTerrier in #London #N1 💂🐕
#DogsOfBluesky #EBT
Please share pals; her microchip is not registered to her owners, so she needs all the help she can get to be reunited with them 😟💙
www.doglost.co.uk/dog/201000
#DogsOfBluesky #EBT
Please share pals; her microchip is not registered to her owners, so she needs all the help she can get to be reunited with them 😟💙
www.doglost.co.uk/dog/201000
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The X platform now has a new tool that promotes scrutiny about the origin of X accounts.
I've noticed lately that more trolls are invading Bsky. This same feature that X has so members can check an account's country of origin would be super helpful to weed out the bad guys from causing harm here.
I've noticed lately that more trolls are invading Bsky. This same feature that X has so members can check an account's country of origin would be super helpful to weed out the bad guys from causing harm here.
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The X platform now has a new tool that promotes scrutiny about the origin of X accounts.
I've noticed lately that more trolls are invading Bsky. This same feature that X has so members can check an account's country of origin would be super helpful to weed out the bad guys from causing harm here.
I've noticed lately that more trolls are invading Bsky. This same feature that X has so members can check an account's country of origin would be super helpful to weed out the bad guys from causing harm here.
I WILL NOT be able to stop laughing when Hegseth gets booted from his Cabinet position.
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I WILL NOT be able to stop laughing when Hegseth gets booted from his Cabinet position.
Impact of the shutdown.
So Mom/I handle my older brother's Medicare. We sent in a form on 9-9 and hadn't heard back. Called SSA (70 minute wait, used the call back feature).
So...SSA hasn't found/acknowledged/applied the information yet.
Info needed by December 7th.
Fuck the GOP. 😁
So Mom/I handle my older brother's Medicare. We sent in a form on 9-9 and hadn't heard back. Called SSA (70 minute wait, used the call back feature).
So...SSA hasn't found/acknowledged/applied the information yet.
Info needed by December 7th.
Fuck the GOP. 😁
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Impact of the shutdown.
So Mom/I handle my older brother's Medicare. We sent in a form on 9-9 and hadn't heard back. Called SSA (70 minute wait, used the call back feature).
So...SSA hasn't found/acknowledged/applied the information yet.
Info needed by December 7th.
Fuck the GOP. 😁
So Mom/I handle my older brother's Medicare. We sent in a form on 9-9 and hadn't heard back. Called SSA (70 minute wait, used the call back feature).
So...SSA hasn't found/acknowledged/applied the information yet.
Info needed by December 7th.
Fuck the GOP. 😁
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
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Q: "What did the President mean when he called a reporter 'piggy?'"
Leavitt: "The President is very frank and honest…He calls out fake news when he sees it. He gets frustrated with reporters when you lie about him and spread fake news about him and his administration."
Leavitt: "The President is very frank and honest…He calls out fake news when he sees it. He gets frustrated with reporters when you lie about him and spread fake news about him and his administration."
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Q: "What did the President mean when he called a reporter 'piggy?'"
Leavitt: "The President is very frank and honest…He calls out fake news when he sees it. He gets frustrated with reporters when you lie about him and spread fake news about him and his administration."
Leavitt: "The President is very frank and honest…He calls out fake news when he sees it. He gets frustrated with reporters when you lie about him and spread fake news about him and his administration."
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How many garbage bags would it take? I say five if you use your foot to squish pack them.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
How many garbage bags would it take? I say five if you use your foot to squish pack them.
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Jamal Khashoggi. Say his name.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Jamal Khashoggi. Say his name.
WHAT THE FUCK IS MIKE JOHNSON DOING?
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS MIKE JOHNSON DOING?
Quiet Piggy would look good on his tombstone.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Quiet Piggy would look good on his tombstone.
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What a terrible thing to say about swamp creatures
Lindsey Graham is a swamp creature and he is trying to rip us off.
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
What a terrible thing to say about swamp creatures