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Steven H. Maines™
@stevenmaines.bsky.social
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Proud Dad | Doggie Dad | Tech Dad | Tractor Owner | Star Trek | Retired *most posts are simply me documenting the goofy minutiae of my everyday life. **no DM
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 7h
The jellyfish try so hard to act like they love you. Pshaw! I can see right through them.
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 8h
Imagine the Republicans in charge.

Extra judicial murder.

Oh, fuck Mike Johnson.
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 8h
It ceases to amaze me about 50% of the time.
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 8h
🤣👍
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 9h
Let us compare.
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 9h
Diane Ladd (born Rose Diane Ladner; November 29, 1935 – November 3, 2025) was an American actress. She appeared in over 200 films and television shows.

She was 89.
Diane Ladd
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 9h
@marieharf.bsky.social excellent segment on Julie Mason. Thanks!
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 9h
Graphic! 👀
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 11h
"How many fingers am I holding up (and allow me to make it very easy for you)?" 😁
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 11h
Is there a Trump golf course there?
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 12h
I was programmed that way. way.
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 12h
"DO YOU HAVE A SISTER??"
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 12h
How many minutes did they edit out? Is HE gonna sue them again? Seems to be lucrative.
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 13h
Swimsuit?
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 14h
Bull. Shit.
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 15h
He's ended 8 or 9 or 1/2 a dozen wars. Or something like that. Maybe 11? Marge, how many wars has Trump ended? No. No, I do not want to take my pills. My pants are wet. Leave the light on, please?
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 15h
I would hope we'd have a relationship first.
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 1d
I will cherish the extra hour forever. I will hold it close to my heart.
I will not take it for granted.
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 1d
Gaetz needs a punch in the face. Aim for the middle.
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 1d
That's scary.
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 1d
Don't worry. If we go to war with Venezuela this guy will be safe.
The Secretary of WAR -- Peter Hegseth. Showing off his super duper patriotic US Flag jacket lining. Surprisingly there are NOT huge pockets that support whiskey bottles, but, we only see the side flaps. He could have an entire handle in the back.
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 1d
Wow. This must be a historic and extremely innovative plan the likes of which America has never seen before!
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 1d
So comically over the top.
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 1d
This guy better watch out. He will be next.
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social · 1d
"Steve resist a Michael Scott quote. Resist."