Story Goddess (Callie)
@storygoddess.bsky.social
Professional Game Master and Artist. Co-Founder of Story Tables.
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Bit about me: I co-founded a company that runs tabletop rpgs for kids in California, New Mexico, and online. I used to hula hoop with fire but stopped because I had a near total spinal fusion surgery. I once shared a cigarette with Ian Mckellen. (Don't smoke kids)
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New Mexicans deserve transparency, security, and control over their private information.
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August 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
New Mexicans deserve transparency, security, and control over their private information.
Learn More: nmchispa.org
Learn More: nmchispa.org
I’ve got a joke about Cassandra but you probably don’t want to hear it.
I have a joke about Icarus, but it falls apart at the end.
I have a joke about Echo but you've probably heard it already.
June 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’ve got a joke about Cassandra but you probably don’t want to hear it.
Nothing like food poisoning to give you a new appreciation for assisted suicide.
June 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Nothing like food poisoning to give you a new appreciation for assisted suicide.
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
I have no idea what this says about me…But I used to love an episode where she or (her look-alike?) dressed in a sexy red dress. Couldn’t figure out why I was obsessed with it.
I have no idea what this says about me…But I used to love an episode where she or (her look-alike?) dressed in a sexy red dress. Couldn’t figure out why I was obsessed with it.
April 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
I have no idea what this says about me…But I used to love an episode where she or (her look-alike?) dressed in a sexy red dress. Couldn’t figure out why I was obsessed with it.
I have no idea what this says about me…But I used to love an episode where she or (her look-alike?) dressed in a sexy red dress. Couldn’t figure out why I was obsessed with it.
Day in the Life: Professional Game Master Edition
April 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Day in the Life: Professional Game Master Edition
What a jump scare! Been putting mindless tv on in the background to not focus on the current state of affairs and then BAM! Musk appears on The Big Bang Theory. *shiver* I may never recover…
April 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What a jump scare! Been putting mindless tv on in the background to not focus on the current state of affairs and then BAM! Musk appears on The Big Bang Theory. *shiver* I may never recover…
Everyone says to not stop doing art in times like these. I agree. But, I’m also so tired by the end of the day now that I go to bed at 8pm like my seven year old.
March 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Everyone says to not stop doing art in times like these. I agree. But, I’m also so tired by the end of the day now that I go to bed at 8pm like my seven year old.
Social Media = bad for my brain
But also…
Social Media = necessary to be a business owner or author
Wish I were just an anonymous ghost in a pumpkin patch
But also…
Social Media = necessary to be a business owner or author
Wish I were just an anonymous ghost in a pumpkin patch
March 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Social Media = bad for my brain
But also…
Social Media = necessary to be a business owner or author
Wish I were just an anonymous ghost in a pumpkin patch
But also…
Social Media = necessary to be a business owner or author
Wish I were just an anonymous ghost in a pumpkin patch
Inside you are two wolves: One wants you to save money and get a Costco membership to ride out the enviable economic collapse and rise of fascism. The other wants retail therapy to cope with your fears of fascism and economic collapse.
Luckily I can't feed the second one because I ran out of $
Luckily I can't feed the second one because I ran out of $
February 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Inside you are two wolves: One wants you to save money and get a Costco membership to ride out the enviable economic collapse and rise of fascism. The other wants retail therapy to cope with your fears of fascism and economic collapse.
Luckily I can't feed the second one because I ran out of $
Luckily I can't feed the second one because I ran out of $
Today's "Poems I Needed to Hear Right Now."
February 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Today's "Poems I Needed to Hear Right Now."
Hot Pot spot in ABQ! So yummy! 😋
February 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Hot Pot spot in ABQ! So yummy! 😋
If people often make jokes with “I’m just a bitch“ or “that’s just me, I’m an asshole.“ Believe them. Even if they are funny, stay away.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If people often make jokes with “I’m just a bitch“ or “that’s just me, I’m an asshole.“ Believe them. Even if they are funny, stay away.
😆 Like looking through my great grandmother’s recipes
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
January 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
😆 Like looking through my great grandmother’s recipes
Today’s “Short Poems that Make Me Cry”
January 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Today’s “Short Poems that Make Me Cry”
Every digital artist is nodding to this and remembering a time they tried to ctrl-z a misplaced line while drawing with a lead pencil on actual paper
goodness my brain is truly broken because I just tried to hold my finger down on this underlined sentence which is on a PRINTED PAGE thinking it was a hyperlink please someone check me in to a sanitarium asap I really thought it was gonna take me to buy the cheapest olive oil the author uses 🥴
January 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Every digital artist is nodding to this and remembering a time they tried to ctrl-z a misplaced line while drawing with a lead pencil on actual paper
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Had a full blown panic attack today for the first time in more than a decade, so suck it haters, this bitch still has the body of a 20 year old
January 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Had a full blown panic attack today for the first time in more than a decade, so suck it haters, this bitch still has the body of a 20 year old
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This, from @clintsmithiii.bsky.social, has been on my mind today.
![The text of a poem by Clint Smith beginning “When people say ‘we have made it through worse before’[…]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xgs6hum77cpmekyz43ghkyvh/bafkreiatxnrxizkxy7dyhsxfkrd67xsauizdugba7b6zqqitfhv5iwqonq@jpeg)
January 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This, from @clintsmithiii.bsky.social, has been on my mind today.
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Simone Weil wrote “Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating.” I think about this truth a lot.
January 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Simone Weil wrote “Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating.” I think about this truth a lot.
Today's "Short poems that speak truth to power"
January 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Today's "Short poems that speak truth to power"
We canceled our Microsoft due to its AI assistant being incredibly hard to turn off. Google cannot be trusted to refrain from scraping our docs. Going back to Scrivener. It has issues saving to Dropbox, but I don't know how else to escape these "assistants" breathing down my neck
January 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
We canceled our Microsoft due to its AI assistant being incredibly hard to turn off. Google cannot be trusted to refrain from scraping our docs. Going back to Scrivener. It has issues saving to Dropbox, but I don't know how else to escape these "assistants" breathing down my neck
If you went to college,
1. What was your career goal when you started?
2. Your initial major?
3. If you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. What do you do now professionally
1. Animator
2. Media Arts and Animation
3. Visual Development
4. Professional Game Master/Artist/Graphic Designer
1. What was your career goal when you started?
2. Your initial major?
3. If you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. What do you do now professionally
1. Animator
2. Media Arts and Animation
3. Visual Development
4. Professional Game Master/Artist/Graphic Designer
If you went to college,
1. What was your career goal when you started?
2. Your initial major?
3. If you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. What do you do now professionally
1. Author
2. Liberal studies
3. English
4. Author, editor, technical writer
1. What was your career goal when you started?
2. Your initial major?
3. If you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. What do you do now professionally
1. Author
2. Liberal studies
3. English
4. Author, editor, technical writer
If you went to college,
1. What was your career goal when you started?
2. Your initial major?
3. If you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. What do you do now professionally
1. Medical examiner (you know I mean "be Scully")
2. Chemistry
3. Philosophy
4. Horror writer
January 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If you went to college,
1. What was your career goal when you started?
2. Your initial major?
3. If you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. What do you do now professionally
1. Animator
2. Media Arts and Animation
3. Visual Development
4. Professional Game Master/Artist/Graphic Designer
1. What was your career goal when you started?
2. Your initial major?
3. If you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. What do you do now professionally
1. Animator
2. Media Arts and Animation
3. Visual Development
4. Professional Game Master/Artist/Graphic Designer
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From “Bargaining with the Palisades Fire, I Buy a Pack of Edible Flowers,” by Anna Journey. Read it in full: nyer.cm/E1juqln
January 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
From “Bargaining with the Palisades Fire, I Buy a Pack of Edible Flowers,” by Anna Journey. Read it in full: nyer.cm/E1juqln
Tales from a professional Dungeon Master (The Dungeon and Dragons kind) 🎲
January 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Tales from a professional Dungeon Master (The Dungeon and Dragons kind) 🎲
Today’s “Short Literature the Encapsulates My Mood”
January 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Today’s “Short Literature the Encapsulates My Mood”
This is why I won’t watch Black Mirror even though everyone recommends it to me. In a different age, I’d be all over it.
I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This is why I won’t watch Black Mirror even though everyone recommends it to me. In a different age, I’d be all over it.