Standing next to my car in my "cool jacket™", drinking my midnight coffee, feeling like a cyberpunk protagonist until I remember I'm in a moto services car park, my car is a VW fox from 2009 and my jacket makes me look like a schoolboy wearing his dad's clothes

"Hello, yes I'm Mr PB. I think you should spend £22bn on carbon capture. Let me work out the details."

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ho HO what’s this? sorry boys i’m gonna be a minute. there’s a Plaque over here

One thing we don’t talk about enough is how good bicycle lights have gotten, thanks to LEDs and Li-ion batteries. 🔋

This dead expanse of trash and emptiness is what the ruling class wants to make of the entire world. The vibrant community based in solidarity that had flourished here is what we want instead. Socialism or barbarism, liberation or death.

Romantic era poetry is great because it's either "we must wipe the filth of the aristocracy from the face of the earth by blade and by bullet" or "yo, you ever see a cloud"

"How to become a morning person and feel like a winner"

Real winners don't need to get up before 9. Just saying.

Well, at least something good happened this year www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023...