Jason Grafton
@stuntgranny.bsky.social
"He's just this guy, you know?"
Shitbox enthusiast, former coke mule.
As in, I used to drive for the Coca-Cola company. No, I will never stop making that joke
'86 Cadillac Cimarron - '84 S&S Victoria - '16 Ford Focus Ecoboost
Shitbox enthusiast, former coke mule.
As in, I used to drive for the Coca-Cola company. No, I will never stop making that joke
'86 Cadillac Cimarron - '84 S&S Victoria - '16 Ford Focus Ecoboost
Fatberg Fighters is my new band name
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Fatberg Fighters is my new band name
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Hell is gonna run out of special places.
January 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Hell is gonna run out of special places.
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If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
wow, they're really trying to make Reunion Tower *NOT* look like it's ejaculating here
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 AM
wow, they're really trying to make Reunion Tower *NOT* look like it's ejaculating here
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emergency room actually prescribed me one singular ibuprofen tablet 🙃
lucky for me, I was insured
god I gotta get this tooth out of me
lucky for me, I was insured
god I gotta get this tooth out of me
December 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
emergency room actually prescribed me one singular ibuprofen tablet 🙃
lucky for me, I was insured
god I gotta get this tooth out of me
lucky for me, I was insured
god I gotta get this tooth out of me
Butt Plug Rail Gun is my new band name
December 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Butt Plug Rail Gun is my new band name
if you get Whammed before thanksgiving, does that count? Cuz if so, I'm angry.
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
if you get Whammed before thanksgiving, does that count? Cuz if so, I'm angry.
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lol last night was a rerun
“NBC's Seth Meyers is suffering from an incurable case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). He was viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage…”
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
lol last night was a rerun
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Plasticine Chickens is my new band name
October 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Plasticine Chickens is my new band name
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Bacon Cat was part of a beautiful moment for the Internet, but all beauty is fleeting
September 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Bacon Cat was part of a beautiful moment for the Internet, but all beauty is fleeting
Diahhrea Golem is my new band name
August 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Diahhrea Golem is my new band name
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apparently chameleons are supposed to blend well, but I think my smoothie is ruined
May 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
apparently chameleons are supposed to blend well, but I think my smoothie is ruined
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Internet Nipple is my new band name
April 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Internet Nipple is my new band name
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How bad is the economy in Tariff Trump’s America? YouTubers are doing 30 day no cellphone challenges instead of eating at every location of a chain restaurant.
April 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
How bad is the economy in Tariff Trump’s America? YouTubers are doing 30 day no cellphone challenges instead of eating at every location of a chain restaurant.
Checked out the Top Gear test track on Google Maps out of boredom, and on street view, The Stig is racing the camera car <3
March 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Checked out the Top Gear test track on Google Maps out of boredom, and on street view, The Stig is racing the camera car <3
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Parading Taints is my new band name
March 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Parading Taints is my new band name
"Rain Shrimp" is my new band name
March 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"Rain Shrimp" is my new band name
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such a worthless post.
March 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
such a worthless post.
paging @hoonofthe.day, Monster Garage's about to come on...
March 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
paging @hoonofthe.day, Monster Garage's about to come on...