Steven Misdemeanor Elliot
@subarctic.bsky.social
“Placeholder account”
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*looking upon Ozymandias' works, not despairing at all* haha I'm sorry this never happens just give me a minute I'll despair soon I'm just a bit nervous
April 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
*looking upon Ozymandias' works, not despairing at all* haha I'm sorry this never happens just give me a minute I'll despair soon I'm just a bit nervous
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic hipster
April 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic hipster
If Jelly Roll, Post Malone, and Jack Harlow made an album record together that would be really dope
February 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If Jelly Roll, Post Malone, and Jack Harlow made an album record together that would be really dope
Posting not just bangers and mash, but bangers and M.A.S.H. I’m like Hawkeye, son
January 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Posting not just bangers and mash, but bangers and M.A.S.H. I’m like Hawkeye, son
Posting not bangers but bangers and mash
January 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Posting not bangers but bangers and mash
Return of the Mack:
No I don’t want store credit, I want cash
No I don’t want store credit, I want cash
January 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Return of the Mack:
No I don’t want store credit, I want cash
No I don’t want store credit, I want cash
Closer I am to whatever, fine
January 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Closer I am to whatever, fine
First rule of monkey fight club: ooh ooh ah ah
Second rule of monkey fight club: ooh ooh ah ah
Second rule of monkey fight club: ooh ooh ah ah
January 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
First rule of monkey fight club: ooh ooh ah ah
Second rule of monkey fight club: ooh ooh ah ah
Second rule of monkey fight club: ooh ooh ah ah
Posting not “bangers” but “whacked”
January 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Posting not “bangers” but “whacked”
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*me, 10 minutes into 2025* im bored
January 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
*me, 10 minutes into 2025* im bored
Fuck, Marry, Kill: European cheeses edition
December 24, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Fuck, Marry, Kill: European cheeses edition
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[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
December 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
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Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
December 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
It’s Christmas time, so I put on a green shirt and then cut myself a lot while shaving
December 21, 2024 at 3:37 AM
It’s Christmas time, so I put on a green shirt and then cut myself a lot while shaving
I have no butt, and I must fart
December 19, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I have no butt, and I must fart
Still got it (an ingrown hair)
December 19, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Still got it (an ingrown hair)
“Where’s Your Head At” is the perfect Christmas movie
December 17, 2024 at 6:12 AM
“Where’s Your Head At” is the perfect Christmas movie
Me: is this a Wendy’s?
Cashier: Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Cashier: Sir, this is a Wendy’s
December 14, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Me: is this a Wendy’s?
Cashier: Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Cashier: Sir, this is a Wendy’s
@stephencolbert.bsky.social we demand more Principal Bullfrog!
December 11, 2024 at 7:47 AM
@stephencolbert.bsky.social we demand more Principal Bullfrog!
Maintaining my comedy relevance by mastering my impression of Jay-Z Robocop
December 8, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Maintaining my comedy relevance by mastering my impression of Jay-Z Robocop
“Falcon Tuah.” Late, but totally worth it.
December 5, 2024 at 4:42 PM
“Falcon Tuah.” Late, but totally worth it.
Hotel with Christmas decor and Green Day’s “Holiday” being played by Ye Olde Musak
November 27, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Hotel with Christmas decor and Green Day’s “Holiday” being played by Ye Olde Musak
No, I mean the *other* baseline from Ice Ice Baby
November 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
No, I mean the *other* baseline from Ice Ice Baby
I got so much trouble on my mind / refuse to lose / here’s your ticket / hear the drummer get Wicked Part 1 in theaters now
November 23, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I got so much trouble on my mind / refuse to lose / here’s your ticket / hear the drummer get Wicked Part 1 in theaters now
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I don't miss GIFs, but I do wish I could bring this mind-blowing CHOMPING SOUND to the skyline www.tiktok.com/@thetoledozo...
October 26, 2023 at 10:57 PM
I don't miss GIFs, but I do wish I could bring this mind-blowing CHOMPING SOUND to the skyline www.tiktok.com/@thetoledozo...