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j
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A good deal of nose.
Made it in and out of an absolutely slammed Safeway quickly with the only downside being "Feliz Navidad" playing as I walked out of the store. It will now occupy my brain during any quiet moments for the foreseeable future.
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Just about lost my lunch watching Kilian's latest Story. Gah. The man is ridiculous.
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If the spices and presentation are more in line with kruidnoten (gingerbread adjacent and definitely no anise) but the consistency is more pepernoten (chewy, which kruidnoten definitely is not), which do I call it?

This will bother me until all of the cookies are gone.
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I know the season isn't even halfway through, but I'm delighted to see Hearts at the top of the table. I'm honestly just thrilled not to see Celtic or Rangers.
December 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Why did everyone stop making peppermint ice cream?!
December 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
What can I say...
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Just lying here watching the sky towards town light up like a lightning storm and waiting for one of the neighbor's trees (because it's always one specific neighbor's trees) to knock out our power.
December 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
If the road at Ecola State Park doesn't close due to a landslide, was it really a rain event? 🤔
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Just checking in with the sisters to see if either one has a river in her yard yet, as one does.
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Reposted by j
you know who's got some good book titles? The Council for the Care of Churches.
"It won't happen to us: a guide to church insurance"
"Sounds good! a guide to church organs"
"Widening the eye of the needle: a guide to church access"
"how not to do it: installing electricity in your church (1940)"
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
"what skill did you master that you will never ever use again?"

Interlocking 35mm film prints through eleven film projectors. In less than 30 minutes.
what skill did you master that you will never ever use again?

the ear piercing gun at claire’s
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?

Archival research feels like it’s full of these, but then there’s always one throwback archive with a microfiche machine or a paper catalogue (or, indeed: NARA)
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm not sure exactly what hard mode would be for me, as we had two VCRs by the time I was six (and a video rental store was one of the first businesses when entering town), which means I'd seen more than one movie six times by the age of seven.
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Having been asleep most of the last four days, I just started up the MLS cup match. Watched twenty seconds straight of nothing but Messi's fucking face and, knowing the outcome of the match, deleted the recording.
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Awhile back some mutual somewhere in my feeds was all FUCK YEAH CHEAP CHEX AT SAFEWAY (emphasis possibly mine) and just FYI, if you add all of the relevant digital coupons this week you can get four boxes for five dollars.

Which seems good?
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This did hold true as Love & Rockets and Tones on Trail bookended the Top 5. I did not listen to music on Spotify much after March, so the two days I listened to Radiohead's output chronologically last February was enough to put them in fourth. Also Depeche Mode and The Walkmen because of course.
Pretty sure that if my annual Spotify Top 5 were calculated right now it would look like I have the biggest hard on for Daniel Ash.
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
One of those weird things I do is check in on the Deep Space Network as I find watching us still communicating with the Voyager spacecraft to be oddly comforting and uplifting.
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Everyone who is boosting the popularity of using dried lotus seed heads in decor (current triggering use: wreaths) can get in the fucking sea.
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
There seriously needs to be constant shuttles from SW Washington and Portland park and ride lots to Woodburn Outlets. This is stupid every year.
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Because I'm sure everyone was dying to know just like me, I asked ODOT about the Tombstone traffic camera and received a thorough reply indicative of that camera's beloved status:
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
What happened to the Tombstone camera?

WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?!?

I know it was offline a few weeks ago so I gave it awhile to be fixed and now it's GONE FROM THE MAP.

I am lying on the couch gesturing wildly in the air with anguish this is not ok I hate it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
"I bet it's nice & quiet out there in the country."

Early autumn: cannons (vineyards), frogs.
Mid autumn: leaf blowers & chainsaws (burn season).
Late autumn: helicopters (Christmas tree harvest).

This is not a complaint, though the leaf blowers and that one neighbor's lawn mower can get fucked.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Today is the day I rediscover all of the companies who have my junk email address and only care about my existence for approximately five weeks of the year. Absolute deluge.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Just looked at the stats for Man United v Everton and that is certainly a thing.
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Whatever. I don't even like soccer.
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I am so sorry I opened bluesky tonight.
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM