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Jasper
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From a long line of homo sapiens. We've got jokes here.
Pinned
Everything bad is good again.
Please rain on my parade.
Lose your purpose.
Two wrongs make you strong.
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BREAKING

Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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2026 is here! Here's to a great new year, Bluesky!
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Remember the good people, and damn the trolls.
January 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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In the waning hours of 2025, the patriarchy struck a blow against working mothers, based on the reporting of January 6 participant who got famous making videos where he rode a bike over a ramp that was on fire and crashed Jake Paul’s wedding.
Trump administration reportedly freezes all childcare payments to all states
Trump official says funds will be released ‘only when states prove they are being spent legitimately’
www.theguardian.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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The results are in and the 2025 song of the year is "Berghain" by ROSALÍA (feat. Björk & Yves Tumor). All other suggestions are objectively false.
ROSALÍA - Berghain (Official Video) feat. Björk & Yves Tumor
YouTube video by RosaliaVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Jack Smith: Trump’s FRAUD was not protected First Amendment speech.

Trump knowingly lied about the 2020 election in an attempt to overturn its result.
December 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Mississippi experiences explosive growth in maternal syphilis, with higher rates than national trend. "It’s easy to see how we could represent what's coming for the rest of the country. We're at the leading edge of health challenges.”

www.cidrap.umn.edu/sexually-tra...
Mississippi experiences explosive growth in maternal syphilis
www.cidrap.umn.edu
December 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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The perpetrators drilled through a thick concrete wall and then broke into several thousand safe deposit boxes, leaving bank customers inconsolable.
Thieves drill into bank vault, steal millions. Angry customers: 'Let us in!'
The perpetrators drilled through a thick concrete wall and then broke into several thousand safe deposit boxes, leaving bank customers inconsolable.
bit.ly
December 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Here's a really easy New Year's Resolution:
If you're sick with something contagious, you will stay home if your circumstances allow.

If you can't stay home, you will mask around others until there is no possibility you are contagious.

By making these choices, you will literally save lives.
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Aurora Borealis for new year's eve.
The sky was all purple
There were people runnin' everywhere
Tryin' to run from the destruction
You know I didn't even care
Happy New Year Bluesky friends 💜
December 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
2025 The Year in Review: Everything was awful except sunrises, sunsets, puppies, kittens, ice cream cones, mountains, beaches, farms, rivers and people you love. May you be loved in the new year.
Happy New Year 2026 ✌️❤️🎶☕️🥂🎉
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Trump just vetoed a bill that would fund the completion of a project to bring clean drinking water to rural Colorado.

The bill was passed unanimously by the House and the Senate.

He did so in retaliation for the state refusing to release Tina Peters, who illegally tampered with voting machines.
Trump vetoes bill to fund Arkansas Valley Conduit in Colorado
President Trump vetoed a bill to fund a pipeline project to bring clean drinking water to communities on the Eastern Plains between Pueblo and Lamar.
www.9news.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Trump Admin Scores Visa for Founder of Russian Propaganda Outlet
Tenet Media’s Lauren Chen is back—even though the illegal-influence and money-laundering investigation remains open. www.thebulwark.com/p/lauren-che...
Trump Admin Scores Visa for Founder of Russian Propaganda Outlet
Tenet Media’s Lauren Chen is back—even though the illegal-influence and money-laundering investigation remains open.
www.thebulwark.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Any megachurch led by pastors who live in mansions, drive luxury cars, and own private jets SHOULD PAY TAXES.

Tax the megachurches.
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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They're taking child care based on a bullshit YouTube video!!!!
Seriously!?
#RiseUp
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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[CW: prison rape, coercive rape]

1. Geo Group operates private prisons
2. Government is appalled at the "stunning indifference" to constant sexual abuse by guards of children as *young as 13*
3. Governors start trying to end private prisons
4. Geo tries to keep its prisons and grow ICE facilities
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December 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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BREAKING: Tatiana Schlossberg died at 35. She was a journalist, author and the granddaughter of President John F. Kennedy.
Tatiana Schlossberg, John F. Kennedy's granddaughter, has died
Tatiana Schlossberg died months after disclosing her acute myeloid leukemia diagnosis in a New Yorker essay.
bit.ly
December 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Next year, the United States could lose its measles elimination status. Anita lost her sister to the disease.

"Dreama passed away in 1988. Not a day goes by when I don’t think I don’t think of her."

www.voicesforvaccines.org/what-measles...
What Measles Did to My Family
My mom always told me that measles was what made my sister sick. I was 8 when she finally explained the whole thing.
www.voicesforvaccines.org
December 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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On Monday, the National Trust filed an amended complaint raising Administrative Procedure Act and separation of powers claims in their ballroom challenge.

New complaint: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Supplemental preliminary injunction brief: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Mr. Robot season 4, episode 1 : Angela Moss killed by Whiterose. Four days left to finish watching as Netflix removes the series on Jan. 2, 2026.
December 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Epstein needed an esthetician. His skin looked like a poorly tanned handbag. Those deep blotches? Could have been skin cancer?
December 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Per the D.C. CFO, the impact of the federal government layoffs may finally be hitting the city's revenues. He says in a new revenue estimate that sales/withholding tax collections for October were down, potentially reflecting the layoffs taking effect.
December 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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"Rebecca Solnit...said, you know, Donald Trump only has one power, and that's the power to make commands. But we also have only one power, which is to refuse those commands. And if we refuse those commands, Donald Trump or Adolf Hitler or Pol Pot or anyone doesn't have any power."
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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This is what Kupyansk looks like now after the arrival of the Russian army.
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM