Tess🏳️⚧️
@subluminalmessages.bsky.social
Reader of old things and writer of new ones
My sunburn is starting to peel and I wanna rub my back on a tree like some sort of lobster-coloured bear
January 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My sunburn is starting to peel and I wanna rub my back on a tree like some sort of lobster-coloured bear
I'm taking these sword manuals very seriously
December 6, 2024 at 7:51 AM
I'm taking these sword manuals very seriously
The health insurance CEO being shot is funny, the CEO dying is tragic, whatever. More importantly it's the inevitable result of a society where an AR-15 can set you back less than a hospital visit.
December 5, 2024 at 11:01 PM
The health insurance CEO being shot is funny, the CEO dying is tragic, whatever. More importantly it's the inevitable result of a society where an AR-15 can set you back less than a hospital visit.
Got woken up last night by a cockroach climbing between my legs. Fucker didn't even buy me a drink first.
December 5, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Got woken up last night by a cockroach climbing between my legs. Fucker didn't even buy me a drink first.
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Hilarious and mortifying moment today when someone referred to a really interesting point in an article by [deadname] not realising it's me
November 21, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Hilarious and mortifying moment today when someone referred to a really interesting point in an article by [deadname] not realising it's me
I love overfilling my schedule with things but I seem to be struck down by the gods every so often. Probably unrelated though.
November 17, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I love overfilling my schedule with things but I seem to be struck down by the gods every so often. Probably unrelated though.
Turns out you can have two chinese restaurant set menues in the same day but.☝️There are consequences
November 16, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Turns out you can have two chinese restaurant set menues in the same day but.☝️There are consequences
Been away from my run club the past few weeks but this morning there were BABY GEESE
November 15, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Been away from my run club the past few weeks but this morning there were BABY GEESE
Can't believe I was in a room full of engineers and made a joke about no longer teaching integrated engineering - only differentiated - and only my dad laughed
November 15, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Can't believe I was in a room full of engineers and made a joke about no longer teaching integrated engineering - only differentiated - and only my dad laughed
If you drink three to five beers before flying you can achieve a Zen state known as 'okay with whatever happens in air travel'
November 8, 2024 at 10:10 AM
If you drink three to five beers before flying you can achieve a Zen state known as 'okay with whatever happens in air travel'
Got a job interview tomorrow everyone say good luck tess!!
November 5, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Got a job interview tomorrow everyone say good luck tess!!
Down near bundanoon for a friend's wedding and the venue is really cute but this wall decor is. A choice.
November 1, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Down near bundanoon for a friend's wedding and the venue is really cute but this wall decor is. A choice.
Me and who tho
October 26, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Me and who tho
Neko assume 2 has been such a lovely way to break up checking my phone :)
October 26, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Neko assume 2 has been such a lovely way to break up checking my phone :)
Went to a trans swim night and it was really fun!
October 25, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Went to a trans swim night and it was really fun!
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I love reading about the early astronauts because it's essentially a bunch of drunks being strapped to massive explosives and flung headfirst into unknown peril, which is also the premise of Jackass.
October 25, 2024 at 9:28 AM
I love reading about the early astronauts because it's essentially a bunch of drunks being strapped to massive explosives and flung headfirst into unknown peril, which is also the premise of Jackass.
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In 'making younger tess happy' hours check out what arrived today!
October 25, 2024 at 3:31 AM
In 'making younger tess happy' hours check out what arrived today!
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Rereading Ursula K. Le Guin, I am struck by a single thought:
She is even better than I thought she was and I already thought she was wonderful.
She is even better than I thought she was and I already thought she was wonderful.
October 24, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Rereading Ursula K. Le Guin, I am struck by a single thought:
She is even better than I thought she was and I already thought she was wonderful.
She is even better than I thought she was and I already thought she was wonderful.
Finally something for that largest of demographics, the transphobic catgirls
October 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Finally something for that largest of demographics, the transphobic catgirls
Sweet boy with his beluga toy
October 22, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Sweet boy with his beluga toy
Been doing HEMA fencing for the past three weeks now and I'm feeling less destroyed after last night's session - hopefully this means I'm getting used to it and not being worked less hard
October 22, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Been doing HEMA fencing for the past three weeks now and I'm feeling less destroyed after last night's session - hopefully this means I'm getting used to it and not being worked less hard
Have the historians migrated here yet? Would love to follow more history people (and decide how professional I want to make this account yet)
October 22, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Have the historians migrated here yet? Would love to follow more history people (and decide how professional I want to make this account yet)