Sebastian Stockman
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BLM. Teaching Prof., Northeastern. Reviewer @nytbooks @washpost @BostonGlobe, elsewhere. he/him Newsletter at https://sebastianstockman.substack.com/
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I was asked to open the reception for our graduating English majors this week, so I made it into a little post.

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A Note to the Graduates
The English majors, specifically
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This might be the worst ICE video yet, because it’s literally random dudes hanging around, and then a bunch of heavily armed thugs running them down completely out of nowhere, because they’re brown. It’s a nightmare that would have seemed excessive in Jim Crow. Everyone in America should see this.
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ICE is not only chasing down every random brown person in Chicago, they have a cameraman following them to film this for social media. Cruelty and inhumanity as content.
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If you'd like to delight in a side-by-side comparison, here's Bari Weiss' reported note to CBS staffers (left) and the one I cooked up on ChatGPT with a quickly dashed-off prompt (right). Looking forward to hearing from you in the days and weeks ahead!
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i want to remind people that the free press does not publish "journalism" in the way that someone who works in an actual newsroom would understand it
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/In the Christopher Plummer/Mike Wallace voice from The Insider "Adam? Adam? Try Mr. Rubenstein. I'm the guy who wrote a whole thing about how he felt ostracized at the New York Times because he liked Chik-Fil-A. My writing has also appeared in Commentary Magazine and The Atlantic."
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Imagine being the Kyiv correspondent for CBS News, calling into the morning news meeting, and hearing this fellow telling you what to cover.
substockman.bsky.social
That sounds…like a much better reason not to leave Nextdoor.
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Yeah, one wonders what "the question" was....
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If I left Nextdoor, what would I put in my email folder "Found Poem Subject Lines"?
Four subject lines: 
I am resigning from Nextdoor
It seems I have so many girlfriends moving away
Anybody know what's going on?
Animals usually have distinctive poop
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All hail the Queen of the Grift
12
The Wall Street Journal
9m ago
Paramount buys the Free Press for $150 million and names its founder Bari Weiss as editor in chief of CBS News
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“Send Thompson seedless raisins
Dad, get me out of this.”
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"Grown men are coming to me with tears in their eyes, they're saying to me, 'Mr. President, put a bird on it.'"
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Trump: Portland is burning to the ground—insurrectionists all over the place. The politicians are afraid for their lives. That’s the only reason they say there’s nothing happening.
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All hail the Queen of the Grift
12
The Wall Street Journal
9m ago
Paramount buys the Free Press for $150 million and names its founder Bari Weiss as editor in chief of CBS News
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substockman.bsky.social
hey did anyone hear about this new Paul Thomas Anderson movie
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*beastie boys*

well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS

and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
substockman.bsky.social
Phew, @maxread.info answering my question just as I post it
Two consecutive skeets:
Sebastian Stockman @substockma... • 35s hey did anyone hear about this new Paul Thomas Anderson movie
Max Read @maxread.info • 35s
today's newsletter: a consideration of the many wonderful cars in One Battle After Another, in particular Willa's 2005 Yaris, Sensei's T-Bird Super Coupe and Bob's boosted 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R
The Oscar Should Go to Bob Ferguson's 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R
'One Battle After Another' as a car movie
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hey did anyone hear about this new Paul Thomas Anderson movie
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You could update this flap copy for 2025 by just adding “(complimentary)”after each question.
Help Your Husband
Stay Alive!
by Hannah Lees
Are American men killing themselves to produce a better world for American women to live alone in? Are American women trading their husbands for mink coats? Are they encouraging their men to kill themselves in the name of success only to discover that they are left to live out many lonely years of widowhood? Why do five times as many men die of heart disease as died of it twenty-five years ago?
substockman.bsky.social
This 1957 book asked the question still on everyone’s lips: “Are American men killing themselves to produce a better world for American women to live alone in?”
Inside flap copy: Help Your Husband
Stay Alive!
by Hannah Lees
Are American men killing themselves to produce a better world for American women to live alone in? Are American women trading their husbands for mink coats? Are they encouraging their men to kill themselves in the name of success only to discover that they are left to live out many lonely years of widowhood? Why do five times as many men die of heart disease as died of it twenty-five years ago?
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RIP to the guy whose spouse left this in the Little Free Library
A book titled “HELP YOUR HUSBAND STAY ALIVE”
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RIP to the guy whose spouse left this in the Little Free Library
A book titled “HELP YOUR HUSBAND STAY ALIVE”
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Nicely-placed “recommended reading” in the middle of @theatlantic.com’s story on Hegseth’s speech
against Latin American drug gangs. Hegseth appeared to relish the suspense, taking the trouble to comment on a retired general's social-media post about a 1935 meeting in which Nazi generals were asked to swear allegiance to Hitler rather than the Weimar constitution. "Cool story, General," Hegseth wrote.
RECOMMENDED READING
Is Moderate Drinking Okay?
DEREK THOMPSON
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