Pinned
Working out my salvation with fear and trembling (I’m unionising the polycule)
Oof double Xanax giving me a weighted blanket of the brain
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Oof double Xanax giving me a weighted blanket of the brain
Listening to slutty German hyperpop to avoid feeling my feelings… therapists hate this one neat trick
December 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Listening to slutty German hyperpop to avoid feeling my feelings… therapists hate this one neat trick
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Goat down! I repeat: Goat down! www.dn.se/sverige/stor...
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Goat down! I repeat: Goat down! www.dn.se/sverige/stor...
Crying about pigeons again on the metro I promise I’m totally normal
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Crying about pigeons again on the metro I promise I’m totally normal
My parrot impression brings all the girls to my door
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My parrot impression brings all the girls to my door
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Christmas time is over. Now comes the time of the Orc.
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Christmas time is over. Now comes the time of the Orc.
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Je me permets de vous faire suivre ce lien pour une collecte importante.
gofund.me/7198c0209
gofund.me/7198c0209
Pour que Hanane passe ses derniers jours auprès des siens, organized by Hicham Sakkoum
Bonjour,
Je m’appelle Hicham et je suis l’un des membres de … Hicham Sakkoum a besoin de votre soutien pour Pour que Hanane passe ses derniers jours auprès des siens
gofund.me
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Je me permets de vous faire suivre ce lien pour une collecte importante.
gofund.me/7198c0209
gofund.me/7198c0209
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The Onion, non-stop winning
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The Onion, non-stop winning
When she uses my earring as a fidget toy
December 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
When she uses my earring as a fidget toy
I just learned that in the French dubbed version of the Lord of the Rings no one tutoies with each other and I think that’s really sad
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I just learned that in the French dubbed version of the Lord of the Rings no one tutoies with each other and I think that’s really sad
In your 30s you will meet a gorgeous woman with the best smile when she brings you some water. It’s very important that you ignore your volunteering job and talk her ear off for three hours.
In your 30s you will meet a butch with blue hair. It is essential that you bring her some water and ditch work to spend the afternoon with her.
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
In your 30s you will meet a gorgeous woman with the best smile when she brings you some water. It’s very important that you ignore your volunteering job and talk her ear off for three hours.
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Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
So grateful my girlfriend is still attracted to me after hearing me speak French for a Christmas party
December 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
So grateful my girlfriend is still attracted to me after hearing me speak French for a Christmas party
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Went to lesbian Christmas and everybody liked my treacle tart
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Went to lesbian Christmas and everybody liked my treacle tart
Christmas is better with chosen family
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Christmas is better with chosen family
All your “Christians stole Christmas from the pagans” can’t hurt me. I come from horseshoe theory Christianity where they don’t celebrate Christmas because it was stolen from the pagans. Checkmate atheists
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
All your “Christians stole Christmas from the pagans” can’t hurt me. I come from horseshoe theory Christianity where they don’t celebrate Christmas because it was stolen from the pagans. Checkmate atheists
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Caroled ✅
Girlfriended ✅
Wined ✅
Bûched ✅
Chocolated ✅
Full of orbs ✅
Lord of the ringsed ✅
Happy crimmus to mother-ed ✅
Merry cimmas ☺️
Girlfriended ✅
Wined ✅
Bûched ✅
Chocolated ✅
Full of orbs ✅
Lord of the ringsed ✅
Happy crimmus to mother-ed ✅
Merry cimmas ☺️
December 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Caroled ✅
Girlfriended ✅
Wined ✅
Bûched ✅
Chocolated ✅
Full of orbs ✅
Lord of the ringsed ✅
Happy crimmus to mother-ed ✅
Merry cimmas ☺️
Girlfriended ✅
Wined ✅
Bûched ✅
Chocolated ✅
Full of orbs ✅
Lord of the ringsed ✅
Happy crimmus to mother-ed ✅
Merry cimmas ☺️
Butch de Noël
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Butch de Noël
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I know a fellow American working for a European civil service (American ally) who got detained and questioned for over six hours flying back to the states for the holiday because “why don’t you live and work in the USA”
idk I don’t have a conclusion, this shit is just wild
idk I don’t have a conclusion, this shit is just wild
“France condemns the visa restriction measures taken by the United States against Thierry Breton and four other European figures. These measures amount to intimidation and coercion aimed at undermining European digital sovereignty”
Emmanuel Macron
Emmanuel Macron
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I know a fellow American working for a European civil service (American ally) who got detained and questioned for over six hours flying back to the states for the holiday because “why don’t you live and work in the USA”
idk I don’t have a conclusion, this shit is just wild
idk I don’t have a conclusion, this shit is just wild
Please enjoy my biblically accurate map of the US
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Please enjoy my biblically accurate map of the US
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you, a worldly new yorker, a londoner maybe or any other city with underground trains: "the french are so dramatic, chatelet les halles can't be that bad."
chatelet les halles, the largest underground station in the world:
chatelet les halles, the largest underground station in the world:
December 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
you, a worldly new yorker, a londoner maybe or any other city with underground trains: "the french are so dramatic, chatelet les halles can't be that bad."
chatelet les halles, the largest underground station in the world:
chatelet les halles, the largest underground station in the world:
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istfg, the passageways and the dead ends shift when you're not looking. that place is alive, and it Hates
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
istfg, the passageways and the dead ends shift when you're not looking. that place is alive, and it Hates
Please enjoy my biblically accurate map of France
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Please enjoy my biblically accurate map of France
Thriller where it’s just someone trying to leave Chatelet-Les Halles on December 22
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Thriller where it’s just someone trying to leave Chatelet-Les Halles on December 22
It’s 15h00 and the sun is still up. I’m in heaven
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It’s 15h00 and the sun is still up. I’m in heaven