Going down with the ship on TikTok tonight, hopefully it gets put back up on Monday

Shout out to the ex that hurt me so bad I got back into the South Park fandom. Still haven’t left it and I love it there.

I’d be excited about this if I could hold down a relationship for more then a month

Nooo don't kill yourself your tits are average

I was at a comedy club in Manhattan last night.

Comedian: Where you from?

Audience member: Texas!

Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?

Do you guys think trump is gonna go on a date with Xi Jinping after his inauguration to celebrate or do you think he’ll go with Biden? I’m interested in this love triangle

there should be a word for procrastinating the final episode of a tv show, or the last level of a video game, to avoid the small pang of sadness that comes with bringing a long journey to its conclusion

You guys aren’t ready for how deviously comfortable I’m about to get on this app 😈

My life is a poorly written Gacha life mini movie made by a 12 year old who didn’t know how to make a well rounded character, so they just added as much angst as possible, made me an asshole, and kept changing my love interest by making the last one terrible. I hope they give me a rewrite soon.

i think every horror game should have a joke ending

It’s embarrassing for a rich person to spend millions of dollars on trying to extend their life through science when that money could be better spent on hunting for a fabled amulet that grants immortality

I love how older generations talk about important things about natural disasters and gen Z is just out in the middle of them making TikTok’s, why are we so silly and unserious?

First art post! Might drop lore on characters at some point but there’s a lot lol, a friend of mine and I have been working on this world for 7 years now.